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  1. #Twible Genesis 43: 10 bros fetch #11 Ben; return to Egypt. Jos so glad to see Ben, he supersizes Ben’s lunch. Bros clueless about Jos’s ID.
  2. #Twible Genesis 42: Back @ ranch: dire straits, famine. Starving, 10 sons go to Egypt for food; meet bro Jos who tests them w tricks. No ID.
  3. #Twible Genesis 41: Jos called to interp Pharaoh’s funky dream abt feast & famine; put over massive Ag program. Hero & leader. A bit smarmy.
  4. #Twible Genesis 40: Jos interprets dreams of butler (early parole!) & baker (red shirt). Freed butler forgets promise to help Jos bust out.
  5. Wonderful surprise this a.m.: after taking Jerusha to school, Phil returned home and announced that he has today off work! Lovely day.
  6. #Twible Genesis 39: Joseph a model slave, but trapped in sex scandal with boss’s wife. Sold up the Nile. Uh oh. In jail with Pharaoh’s guys.
  7. #Twible Genesis 38: Trouble back home. Judah’s ex-DIL Tamar asserts rights; dresses as whore to nab FIL Judah as new hubby. Works. Eeeew.
  8. #Twible Genesis 37: 11 Bros ticked when Joseph dreams of lording it over them. Deep 6 him in pit, then try human trafficking. Jos enslaved.
  9. #Twible Genesis 36: Footnote. Esau is father of Edomites. They don't become important until Book of Obadiah, or maybe ever. Begat, begat.
  10. #Twible Genesis 35: Jacob remembers G (oh right!) & purifies house of foreign idols. Rach has Benjamin but dies in childbirth. Sons now #12.
  11. I am wondering if there is such a thing as a bad meal in Montreal. Even the dive pub we found last night had superb food. #aar
  12. #Twible Genesis 34: Rape of Dinah. Jac arranges shotgun wedding if groom'll get circumcised, but bros prefer vigilante justice. Blood, gore.
  13. #Twible Genesis 33: Jacob & Esau reconcile. Jac promises to stay in touch but settles in opp direction. Do leopards change spots? Not much.
  14. #Twible Genesis 32: Jacob forks over camels, cows, etc as peace offering to Esau. Works! Wrestles w angel. Renamed Israel; has 1 Elvis hip.
  15. #Twible Genesis 31: $$ problems w Laban. Rach steals family idols & sits on them. Says she's having red tent issues. Jac has Cat 4 tantrum.
  16. #Twible Genesis 30: Rach to G: "Gimme kids ASAP!" Finally, Rach has Joseph, one of Jac's 11 (later 12) sons. There's also a daughter, or 21.
  17. #Twible Genesis 29: Meet-cute 2. Jacobs works 24/7 for Rachel, but her dad pulls a sneaky switch & subs Leah. Rats. 14 years = 2 wives now.
  18. @pastoralice Thanks for the good word about the #Twible! Hope to see you guys tomorrow at the potluck.
  19. #Twible Genesis 28: Jacob gets the hell outta dodge. Stone for pillow not like Heavenly Bed @ Westin; trippy dreams w ladders etc.
  20. #Twible Genesis 27: Esau foiled! Jacob gets all hairy to trick blind dad Isaac into blessing him. Big-time sibling rivalry; death threat.