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  1. #Twible Exodus: Called Shemot (Names), Exodus tells of slavery to freedom, idolatry to covenant. Also, awesome plagues. Look out for frogs.
  2. Heading to Mt. Healthy to drop off 15 shoeboxes for Operation Christmas Child. Thanks to the Relief Society for all the help!
  3. #Twible Genesis 50: 77 days mourning for Jac. Bros to Jos: No hard feelings? Jos: Nah, we're square. Jos dies @ 110; Genesis ends. Hooray!
  4. #Twible Genesis 49: Jac STILL not dead yet. Reuben chastised, Judah praised. How soon we forget whole Tamar debacle. 12 bros now 12 tribes.
  5. #Twible Genesis 48: More subversion of birth order. Trickster Jac switches deathbed blessing of grandsons, favoring ynger bro Ephraim. Why?
  6. #Twible Genesis 47: Socialism! Egads! Pharaoh nationalizes livestock; land. People enslaved. Jac dying @ 147; wants home burial in Canaan.
  7. #Twible Genesis 46: G persuades Jac to spend golden yrs golfing in Egypt w all kids & their families. Sweet father-son reunion w Jac & Jos.
  8. #Twible Genesis 45: FINALLY the teary reunion. Jos forgives bros; sets whole family up 4 life. Xtreme Makeover: OT Edition. Clothes, gifts.
  9. #Twible Genesis 44: Still no Big Reveal. Jos frames Ben as thief to test bros’ family values. They pass: Judah offers self instead. A+.
  10. #Twible Genesis 43: 10 bros fetch #11 Ben; return to Egypt. Jos so glad to see Ben, he supersizes Ben’s lunch. Bros clueless about Jos’s ID.
  11. #Twible Genesis 42: Back @ ranch: dire straits, famine. Starving, 10 sons go to Egypt for food; meet bro Jos who tests them w tricks. No ID.
  12. #Twible Genesis 41: Jos called to interp Pharaoh’s funky dream abt feast & famine; put over massive Ag program. Hero & leader. A bit smarmy.
  13. #Twible Genesis 40: Jos interprets dreams of butler (early parole!) & baker (red shirt). Freed butler forgets promise to help Jos bust out.
  14. Wonderful surprise this a.m.: after taking Jerusha to school, Phil returned home and announced that he has today off work! Lovely day.
  15. #Twible Genesis 39: Joseph a model slave, but trapped in sex scandal with boss’s wife. Sold up the Nile. Uh oh. In jail with Pharaoh’s guys.
  16. #Twible Genesis 38: Trouble back home. Judah’s ex-DIL Tamar asserts rights; dresses as whore to nab FIL Judah as new hubby. Works. Eeeew.
  17. #Twible Genesis 37: 11 Bros ticked when Joseph dreams of lording it over them. Deep 6 him in pit, then try human trafficking. Jos enslaved.
  18. #Twible Genesis 36: Footnote. Esau is father of Edomites. They don't become important until Book of Obadiah, or maybe ever. Begat, begat.
  19. #Twible Genesis 35: Jacob remembers G (oh right!) & purifies house of foreign idols. Rach has Benjamin but dies in childbirth. Sons now #12.
  20. I am wondering if there is such a thing as a bad meal in Montreal. Even the dive pub we found last night had superb food. #aar