janarchy
stella n' sammiches, cupcakes forthcoming. sexy housewife dress.
| in the distance, someone is learning to play drums |
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| je suis hammered. |
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| YYYEEEEEEOOOOWWWW |
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| I JUST DROVE A SPLINTER ALL THE WAY UNDER MY NAIL |
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| AAAAUUUGH |
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| brain-tired from psilocybin workout, looking for my cat for snuggles |
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| painting and eating a vegan french dip. |
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| found 2 stolen pintglasses this morning after pkway drinkfest |
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| A SPIDER JUST CRAWLED ALL OVER MY TOOTHBRUSH IN THE SHOWER |
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| $3.50 martini hangover |
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| stop me before i chutney again |
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| little sister-bird leaving the nest. |
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| depressing moment of today: watching marys declawed cat use the "super scratcher" |
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| when i am president, i will throw marys babies in prison. |
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| WE STOLE A COAST GUARD TRUCK LAST NIGHT. i am very hung over. |
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| ethiopian farts |
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| i made ethiopian seitan & marionberry pie. |
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| chez bitchez-bitch |
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| @mattmike hurrah! moderation is 4 weenies. |
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