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  1. When onboard it's better if you can turn left...
  2. Jack Bauer interrogates Santa http://FunnyOrDie.co.uk/m/3d5a
  3. Must have! RT @DerrenBrown: If you're looking for gifts, here's a sensible one. From Skymall mag on plane. http://twitpic.com/tlqhu
  4. RT @TechCrunch: Best Man Rigs Newlyweds’ Bed To Tweet During Sex. Not Kidding. http://bit.ly/5Ylhy8
  5. RT @Bigyan: lolcat bible: genesis 1 http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
  6. RT @DanielFlorien: Study says staring at women's breasts is good for men's health & longer life! http://bit.ly/4sfcaL
  7. RT @stephenesherman: Mathematically Correct Breakfast -- Mobius Sliced Linked Bagel http://bit.ly/7t6FG0
  8. RT @lonesomeaviary: My boss just blew his nose and then looked in his tissue for quite some time. That's why they pay him the big bucks, ...
  9. RT @denied: for any bacon lovers, this is a must eat http://i37.tinypic.com/efew6c.jpg
  10. LOL>> http://bit.ly/6jnz04 Just look at his list!
  11. Based on what she's wearing on SNL clearly Rihanna is auditioning for Medieval Times...
  12. 20+ years later back at Medieval Times
  13. @MotoMobile The answer is the Red Ryder BB Gun #motoCLIQmas
  14. RT @se71: Probably the best bearded, typography-themed Lady Gaga song parody you’ll hear today : http://is.gd/59Qrp
  15. RT @qikipedia:*Flatulence* in various languages: Afrikaans: Maagwind/poep, Yiddish: Nefikhe, Japanese: he, Cantonese: fong, Norwegian: fjert
  16. @Rationalists With a foreskin you're ribbed for her pleasure...
  17. Throwing star time - the w brothers come close to redeeming themselves for the matrix parts 2&3...
  18. Ultimate buffet guide - http://bit.ly/16y4YE
  19. @the_minty Happy Birthday!!
  20. Stared at goats this evening. Great fun... Way Way Way better than 2012...