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  1. "It's natural being naked, it's like your second skin." No. That would be your first and only skin actually. #asheardonmtv
  2. Confusing bumper sticker of the day: Watch out Darwin, evolution's evolved (picture: chip with fingers in his ears.)
  3. If you can't find the fast forward button on your remote, someone has failed you and we can't be friends. http://tinyurl.com/yga9f7q
  4. RT @FakeAPStylebook: If your story reveals the perpetrator of a crime, it is polite to put a spoiler warning at the top.
  5. Superior graphics, built-in wifi, and now Netflix streaming. Awesome. #notashilll http://is.gd/4Czzy
  6. Completely forgot about last night's Treehouse of Horror - the only Simpsons episodes I make specific time for now. That's why we have hulu.
  7. My sister identified Alfred Hitchcock as the director of "The Birds." #thesekidstoday
  8. RT @slate RT@fmanjoo Yo Barack, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Morgan Tsvangira was one the most peaceful dudes ever.
  9. UPDATE: Officer rescuing puppy gets stuck on roof http://ow.ly/sM4u #fb (via @Daily_Press) Rescue Fail
  10. I don't know why I got three emails telling me that career moms are going back to school. Is someone trying to tell me something?
  11. @filmspotting If you go into your profile on Flickchart, it will let you re-rank a particular movie against three other movies.
  12. I've got Scott Joplin's "The Entertainer" #stuckinmyhead thanks to Jeopoardy last night.
  13. @amandakstewart Yeah. I caught it and deleted it. That's the problem with using a twitter client - it's easy to mix-up what you're sending.
  14. Every Saturday should start out with a bowl of cereal and an episode of 'Inspector Gadget.'
  15. I missed the fact that the first season of Inspector Gadget was available on Netflix's instant Watch. Surely Claw is involved somehow.
  16. @PilotNews Two posts/stories about the ODU game before an update on the W&M victory over UVA? Really?
  17. Holy crap! William and Mary beats UVA 26-14!
  18. Tribe pulls ahead of UVA!!! I can hear the crowd from here. 16 - 14 (via @williamandmary) Go Tribe!
  19. Can't win: Obesity causes dementia http://bit.ly/ioaJJ Weight loss causes dementia http://bit.ly/asLQJ (via @Slate) That's helpful.
  20. @amandakstewart That's decently clever. I spent longer than I'd care to admit trying to come up with a doggy health care sign.