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  1. @neilhimself I think in the UK, most people would avoid school reunions due to upheld grudges.
  2. Yeah, it's half 4 but this time I'm awake because I finally had a social evening. Now listening to Chris Cornell and dozing.
  3. Someone tell Tiger Woods to just shut up and either play golf or rent a motel.
  4. Sometimes ich love Manchester. This time, because Nik Kershaw is playing in February.
  5. Pubs close too early. I want more beer, dammit.
  6. @McKelvie I believe X-Factor is about unpleasant people making fun of arrogant people.
  7. Spent all day practicing my stripping technique. Time to hit the town!
  8. @Jason_Manford You realise that you provided the most in-depth coverage of that match?
  9. I just joined Gowalla. I don't have an iPhone. Hmph. The site decided to ridicule me for this, stating "You don't have any friends".
  10. RT @GailSimone: It's awesome to get a free Guitar Hero game to remind me how much I dislike everything about Van Halen.
  11. Suddenly I feel really... meh. Work's crap but at least it's sociable.
  12. @nickjfrost Which bank had a 'hole in the wall' cash machine? I reckon they got screwed once or twice.
  13. #mybestcomicpitch Zombie dinosaurs rise from their tar pit graves to feast on humanity. Who can save us? Z-Rex! Self-loathing dino!
  14. Although the early Christmas lark annoys me, I have enjoyed reaping the benefits of a Christmas Lunch sandwich. Nomsters!
  15. @warls I want one of those non-tickets.
  16. 4 hours sleep. Let's see how today plays out.
  17. It's 4am and I'm still awake. Someone surprise me with chloroform. Hell, even a blunt instrument would work.
  18. Been woken up twice by a sharp chest pain. This sucks.
  19. Oh, and life? Don't take too long. You're too beige at the moment and you need to be orange.
  20. @jamiesmart Ugh, I saw an hour of that last year. Awful. Only watched it in case Furlong said "eeeasy money" again.