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  1. I wonder if anyone has taken susan boyles virginity yet. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. This place has more camel toe than saudi Arabia! about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I wonder if ever a dude taking a chick to get an abortion had the song "Brick" stuck in his head. about 12 hours ago from web
  4. I think i'd like to be a dog. I already like pissing on random stuff. I bet shitting on random stuff would be even more awesome! about 12 hours ago from web
  5. At the gas station.. Accidentally set fire to the outdoor trash can. As I was trying to deal with it an old lady took off with the gas nozle about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Totally saws blind albino kid today. http://yfrog.com/4ftj4qj about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. It's only 10 am and I'm sick of all the bullshit involved with today. 10:11 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  8. @superlewman stick my finger in my butt! 5:58 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to superlewman
  9. Wondering what time today @jaredsouney will talk about how oldmedia doesn't understand new media. Also how many times he will tweet about it 7:33 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. @Ben_Ward kick ass ben!!!! 7:28 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to Ben_Ward
  11. RT @sweetpeabaking: Watching people at the self checkout in a busy supermarket gives me very little faith in humanity. 7:15 PM Nov 22nd from web
  12. Disappointed that "Heart of The SunRise" on drums is MUCH MUCH easier than i've been making it out to be. Ugh! http://ow.ly/EJZJ 7:14 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. Yea! 45 minutes for a table! At least were sitting down. I think at this point I should think about ordering dinner. 12:28 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  14. Jen always takes me to hipster resturants with wacky names and long waits. Been at "gravy" for 40 minutes and no table in sight. Ahh Sunday. 12:20 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  15. The lepor is outside smoking, and getting dirty looks from ppl. 12:06 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  16. It's raining men! It's raining men! 11:45 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  17. RT @brookegeery: Me and whiskey need to have a talk about how we can't hang out any more 4:49 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  18. I hate that when I screenprint it makes my wife cry. I need to just stick to doing prepress. 4:45 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  19. I wonder if birds down south think the out of town birds from the north showing up in the winter and eating their food are assholes. 2:14 PM Nov 21st from web
  20. Second round of Eggos today. I need to go food shopping. 2:14 PM Nov 21st from web