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  1. I think it was Take Your Screaming Spawn to Target Day today.
  2. I named my ulcer Frank. Frank says "Hi."
  3. @abk1986: Tell me you've seen "Pineapple Express."
  4. Time to suck today's dick!
  5. @Lessa: Yes, that is quite bad.
  6. What was today, Tailgating Asshole Day?
  7. @Lessa: YOUBITCH
  8. I just cried like three times watching "Titanic." Don't tell anyone.
  9. "Zombieland" is officially the greatest thing that's happened to me this month.
  10. Buying work clothes and seeing "Zombieland" come Hell or high water.
  11. Managed not to fall asleep during the training video today. I effing rule.
  12. Took me two years but I finally saw "Juno." I don't know what everyone was bitching about, that was a great movie.
  13. @abk1986: Is it y'all's anniversary already? Happy anniversary!
  14. Was Friday International Be A Bitch To Jamie Day and I just didn't get the memo?
  15. Don't wanna go to laaaaab!
  16. Dammit Monki: http://zip.4chan.org/co/src...
  17. @abk1986: I'll totally hook you up with your strawberry noms. I have a three-hour lab at 6PM--you wanna go before or after?
  18. @abk1986: I was gonna go by my lonesome. This was a sign from Jeebus that I need to see it with my sister. I'll be in the Starbucks, woo!
  19. @Lessa: Look on the bright side... you could have Richard Marx in your head like me! "WHO-O-O-OA, HEART!"
  20. Missed "Zombieland" because I had to go pee into a cup but A+ for a conditional job offer!