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  1. Attention Starbucks customers: I am not a machine. You can talk when I make your obnoxious drink and tell you to have a nice day. Assholes. 12:59 PM Nov 16th from Twitter Opera widget
  2. @abk1986: It's deer fucking season! 12:47 PM Nov 15th from Twitter Opera widget
  3. There's a gaping hole in my life where my browser's ability to load pajiba.com used to be. 5:16 PM Nov 12th from Twitter Opera widget
  4. I think it was Take Your Screaming Spawn to Target Day today. 11:49 AM Nov 10th from Twitter Opera widget
  5. I named my ulcer Frank. Frank says "Hi." 8:20 PM Nov 6th from Twitter Opera widget
  6. @abk1986: Tell me you've seen "Pineapple Express." 10:37 PM Nov 5th from Twitter Opera widget
  7. Time to suck today's dick! 1:44 PM Nov 5th from Twitter Opera widget
  8. @Lessa: Yes, that is quite bad. 2:49 PM Oct 28th from Twitter Opera widget
  9. What was today, Tailgating Asshole Day? 4:55 PM Oct 27th from Twitter Opera widget
  10. @Lessa: YOUBITCH 9:47 PM Oct 25th from Twitter Opera widget
  11. I just cried like three times watching "Titanic." Don't tell anyone. 9:41 PM Oct 25th from Twitter Opera widget
  12. "Zombieland" is officially the greatest thing that's happened to me this month. 10:46 AM Oct 24th from Twitter Opera widget
  13. Buying work clothes and seeing "Zombieland" come Hell or high water. 4:54 AM Oct 24th from Twitter Opera widget
  14. Managed not to fall asleep during the training video today. I effing rule. 2:27 PM Oct 22nd from web
  15. Took me two years but I finally saw "Juno." I don't know what everyone was bitching about, that was a great movie. 8:33 PM Oct 19th from Twitter Opera widget
  16. @abk1986: Is it y'all's anniversary already? Happy anniversary! 11:18 AM Oct 17th from Twitter Opera widget
  17. Was Friday International Be A Bitch To Jamie Day and I just didn't get the memo? 12:32 AM Oct 17th from Twitter Opera widget
  18. Don't wanna go to laaaaab! 1:15 PM Oct 13th from Twitter Opera widget
  19. Dammit Monki: http://zip.4chan.org/co/src... 11:40 PM Oct 11th from Twitter Opera widget
  20. @abk1986: I'll totally hook you up with your strawberry noms. I have a three-hour lab at 6PM--you wanna go before or after? 11:57 AM Oct 9th from Twitter Opera widget
  • Name Jamie Dorn
  • Location Williamson, NY
  • Bio Stay at home asshole trying to write a Pulitzer-winner.
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