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jamiecalder

  1. @lmcnelly Why are you witting stories about male strippers? /cc @PaulMakesMovies
  2. I am actually 100% qualified for this position. RT @nciagra: Important job opening at Apple: bit.ly/JUA13N
  3. Hey, look at the asshole. bit.ly/JwJ3CG Stay classy @JacobHoggard.
  4. @datachick I use my MicroSD in my camera because my smart phone doesn't take a MicroSD card.
  5. @heatheranne Except in this case, you can A then B.
  6. @klwatts Nice.
  7. @klwatts Get him a manzilian.
  8. I might need to make this my morning alarm song. MT @andrewdraper: You don't grind, you don't shine. youtu.be/09BhVUrQ_t8
  9. @andrewdraper LOL. I was just about to tweet that I might do that.
  10. @andrewdraper That song needs to be the title song for one of those shows like The Pitch or The Shark Tank.
  11. My oldest says he likes the #kings and the #devils. Who am I to tell him who he can and can't like. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
  12. Maybe You Touched Your Genitals. static.thrillist.com/pics/maybeidid…
  13. @kimhorne Good point. Let's build a rocket.
  14. @kimhorne I say we put @realDonaldTrump and @MittRomney on a rocket ship ride to said planet.
  15. @kate_leth. Just got your comic in the mail. I like the colours in your comics. I love the art, too. Great comic. Thanks.
  16. @heatheranne We all have. #LongLiveClippy
  17. @margotjane1973 Well, hello there.
  18. @JenButson I hate you.
  19. Was about to buy a tiny bottle of Calvin Klein Eternity because it was cheap. Opened it to smell it, and 1989 slapped some sense into me.