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jameyclayberg

  1. You guys seen any tweets lately?
  2. Ok, cheapest, most effective method to make an animatronic roadkill puppet for pranking purposes. Discuss:
  3. @vantazy short and sweet on the reel, kids these days and their ADD
  4. @jonalthoff I've been using a Timbuk2 messenger bag for mine and love it. timbuk2.com/tb2/
  5. RT @KyleBlairArt: Why doesn't anyone shoot RoboCop in the mouth? //that's real talk right there.
  6. RT @ChrisDonato On the way to Cinci zoo jamming to the smooth beats of Herva. //proud to be the soundtrack for a zoo trip.
  7. Ripped 30-40 hairs out of my nose today because I'm a man. An old man. Take that 2011, how's that for a final post?
  8. "Say that again, in ENGLISH" is even less funny in real life than it is in action movies.
  9. I hate finishing a project because then I have to accept it won't be as great as I want it to be. How to fix this?
  10. "I wet my throat and get bent like a pelican's neck." Talib Kweli (A Game) I know he means flamingo, but it's Kweli so he gets a pass.
  11. @JebKennedy Dang I should have used cog/wheel when I gave that talk, so much simpler.
  12. To find what wheel you fit best on you first have to define what kind of cog you are. Or something like that.
  13. Kid carrying boom box trying to be ironic, I see the cord running out to your iPod so get over yourself.
  14. "Us against you? Are you sure?" said incredulous teen right before I smoked him at Modern Warfare 3. Go old people!
  15. Older couple in front of me just pounded down most of a large movie popcorn (each) and large slushie before the movie even started. Respect.
  16. Is there a class where they teach athletes to speak without saying anything in their post-game interviews?
  17. Say what you will about me, but Home Alone holds up. And my kids love it (he's buying groceries?!)
  18. Dear Dubstep, You are cool, but I need more than 1/2-time drums and wobbly bass. Enjoy your 15 min. Respec, The World
  19. Thanks for the review bro @openedeyes02 @noisetrade #folk #gospel nblo.gs/qahem
  20. Does the world stop if I stop checking my feeds, or am I just a little more bored?