@TheGoddamnEmily OH GOD MY EYES EWWWWW

@TheGoddamnEmily H8RS GON H8

@TheGoddamnEmily #oneofmymanyskills

@TheGoddamnEmily yes. i don't see it. #itwasnotsarcasm

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:O Interactive music video for New Girl! GOGOGO bit.ly/yRdZK5

@brokentapedeck LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HEART PURE afastore.afa.net/p/119/what-our…

EU's Faull: Legislation On OTC Derivatives "Only Days Away"

@crypticcallum use a dishwasherrrrrrr. and HURRY UP

@crypticcallum HURRY UP

#1: Greece is going to start oozing santorum all over European markets again. #2: Santorum? #1: The noun. Google it.

@crypticcallum @carolewilson LOL she wont don't worry. TF2 NOW

@crypticcallum @carolewilson you totally should

'Why does Sonny Bill Williams sound black? He's not black.' - @carolewilson

@Dominicmay also you have a txt message

@Dominicmay @crypticcallum SUBTLE BUT I APPROVE

Australia's RBA Cash Rate Target Unchanged At 4.25% [Dow Jones] #AUD

@crypticcallum HAHA I KNOW!!! i'm sad that ME didn't make an appearance.

@crypticcallum yeah, but not surprising. I mean, who wouldn't want to use an 11 year old OS?

@brokentapedeck just released today abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.…