Profile_bird

Hey there! jameswheeler is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving jameswheeler's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

jameswheeler

  1. @furybug I stand corrected: we're gonna party TOMORROW night. See you there!
  2. "Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Everybody go, go! We're gonna party tonight."
  3. Celebrities I've passed in the street on multiple occasions: Paul Chequer, Richard Ayoade, Ethan Hawke, Joe Absolom, @RichardPBacon
  4. This heat-rash renders my milky-white flesh even more alluring.
  5. @BRIANMBENDIS Someone needs to make a Civil War fan-trailer using those clips.
  6. @radiomaru Stephen Stills
  7. Activate the the concur-a-tron! http://bit.ly/Zo9QD
  8. @TychoBrahe That takes a sinister turn in the second half.
  9. "He had such power... in his slap."
  10. Well that was far too serious. Here, have a videogame: http://bit.ly/DnUmG
  11. Because, here's the thing: he was either a paedophile or not. There's no mitigating "but" relating to his music that'd make the former okay.
  12. RT @BRIANMBENDIS "we're all going to pretend he wasn't a mentally ill child molester who should have been drinking his jesus juice in jail?"
  13. Lost in La Mancha 2: Oh Goddamn It #unnecessarysequels
  14. Irreversibler #unnecessarysequels
  15. I recently finished cleaning yoghurt out from inside my phone.
  16. 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up is the There Will Be Blood of the 3 Ninjas cycle. "Ladies & gentleman, if I say I'm a toxic-dumping man you will agree."
  17. Boba Yvette #sexchangestarwars
  18. Darth Maude #sexchangestarwars
  19. @geoffklock William Sanderson
  20. Happy Birthday, everyone!