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  1. Oh look, BBC4 is doing a season on my mum's old boss.
  2. Lying in bed doing nothing gets tedious remarkably fast.
  3. @umbreenfk Are you in for a tutorial today?
  4. @seanparsons I was on staff at Bizarre magazine, I've eaten a LOT of inedible things. Most of it from management.
  5. Bought some Indian coffee as an experiment. So far it is an experiment that tastes faintly of burnt tyres.
  6. I've gone to Fallen London! http://www.failbettergames.com/echobazaar #echobazaar
  7. The two women behind me are either having an incredibly long job interview or the world's coyest lesbian date.
  8. @megpickard We are agreed: next year is to be called "ten past eight".
  9. Beat Ian Livingstone at board-game #achievementunlocked
  10. Games evening with Ian Livingstone #achievementunlocked
  11. And pow, December has just declared it will be Carpal Tunnel Syndrome month, with particular reference to my left hand. Owowowow.
  12. Why, whenever I get the train to Suffolk, is it a such a lovely sunny day that I can't read my laptop screen? Bah humbug etc.
  13. Finally selling off my vinyl collection on eBay. Many embarrasing memories of my youth. Why did I have so many Clock DVA albums?
  14. It is the end times. There's a branch of Spar opened on London's Haymarket.
  15. Spot the error in every single one of this set of 'London Toy Vehicles' http://bit.ly/7Zwbmy Clue: not made in the UK
  16. @Minkette That is Hassan-i-Sabah. The eye in the middle is the give-away.
  17. @Minkette It is Figaro, 'the Abacus'
  18. @yoz He played "The President", but was seen only from behind.
  19. Attention #hivemind please contact me with impossible quiz questions tonight. I will delight in giving you plausible but wrong answers.
  20. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a ten-year-old doing a stupid dance on your face - forever. http://bit.ly/31bovE