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jameswalkerguy

@sgtbeefmeat I once did this thing with a friend: @wearenotjedward. 7 minutes ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to sgtbeefmeat
@robertflorence Hey Robert, what site/program are you using for the group writing? Want to do a similar thing with a few friends. 16 minutes ago via web
@__Micaa SURE. But Liam and I will be in anyway, not sure about the others. 31 minutes ago via web in reply to __Micaa
@__Micaa I've never felt so left out. 33 minutes ago via web in reply to __Micaa
@ratbanjos @zoefell well Zo, we'll go together and just say hello repeatedly. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ratbanjos
@IainConnell I'll arrange a funeral especially. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IainConnell
@MakeSomeeNoisee It's going to be great, mate. I'll bring my swimsuit. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to MakeSomeeNoisee
@MakeSomeeNoisee I'm totally coming, mate. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to MakeSomeeNoisee
Next time someone is being all smart and dick-y and says 'try me' I'm going to press their hand so hard. about 2 hours ago via web
@lolwarlol There's a new level that I've just downloaded. But not got enough pissing points to open it yet. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to lolwarlol
@ratbanjos I will. I'll do it mid-show so you know it's me. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ratbanjos
Does anyone else play Contre Jour on the iPhone/iPad? It's very good. But also, very frustrating. You throw an eyeball about and shit. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@IainConnell Thank you, Iain. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IainConnell
IainConnell I have some very useful advice for you. iainconnell.tumblr.com/post/241316486… about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by jameswalkerguy and 7 others
@ratbanjos NICE. Well I totally plan to say hello, then. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratbanjos
I can't stress how great It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is. Do watch it if you have no idea what I'm talking about. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@MagnificentJosh Yes. You're doing a solo stand-up show, apparently. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MagnificentJosh
@vanderlily YES. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to vanderlily
@EliotJFallows YOUR HAND IS VERY RED. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EliotJFallows
@zoefell Nice hair! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to zoefell

Name James Walker
Location Edinburgh, Scotland
Web http://soundcloud...
Bio These are not my views. But those of Danny Dyer. I do stand-up sometimes. It's usually fine.