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  1. Ladies! NB: You are looking for a "free spirited" man, NOT a "spirit free" man. Trust me.
  2. @saulone "Yukon gold" is either a strain of maryjane or the testicles of some unlikely animal...
  3. No no, don't sweat it. It's not like I worked on this thing for 6 months EXPECTING to get paid.
  4. Okay. Robert Johnson to T.Rex? Dear Tiny Cup, sometimes you are ok.
  5. Sorry, I take it back. Parallels 5 sucks ass too. Can we go back to sharpies and construction paper now?
  6. "You look older. You look harder and tired and colder. Is this what ten years with a dickhead can bring?" Delgados, I miss you.
  7. "Don't give me biscuits and eggs/ I wanna marry you" -- Kool Keith, UMCs (disturbed motherfucker)
  8. @timx13 I could probably make an entire album out of all the Neko Case quotes I've got scribbled in the margins of artwork around here.
  9. Win/Mac update: Parallels 5 does not completely suck. You're welcome. Can I use Manga Studio again now, god?
  10. @timx13 Hah! It'd be COMPLETELY geeky if it were written in binary.
  11. Where the fuck did I get Carla Bruni mp3s? Am I drunk- buying shit off iTunes now?
  12. @KevinColden No no no. While you were out, I put your apartment on a gimbal. Thou hast been punk'd.
  13. Do any of the Saw movies feature a computer virus creator? Because I've got ideas...
  14. @radmartigan Pearl necklaces require neither. THANK YOU! I'll be here all night. Tip your waitress!
  15. Do people think those tortured extracopyright notes on flickr think they're safer that way? Makes me want to gank their shit out of spite.
  16. Bet you we won't be calling Christoper Craft a terrorist now, too.
  17. @rpace Headsup, I believe I'm getting spam with your twitter account name attached. You might want to cycle your password or something.
  18. has just heard his 3rd explanation of where job-based health care comes from; is beginning to think yall are just making shit up now.
  19. #followfriday: stop looking at my ass.
  20. When did "advertising" get re-defined as "totally destroying the reading experience"? Rather spend that $ on the condom to skull fuck you.