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  1. Groove Salad used to play tracks with zero words but excellent productivity beats. Now, not so much. I am discombobulated.
  2. ......and I'm at work. {1} ok boot cdrom -s
  3. Cleaned out my Timbuktu bag last night. Getting much better MPG, an my shoulder is happier.
  4. FSJ Glory: "...and fly to wherever you are and I will smash you in the face with a rock." 2/2
  5. FSJ Glory: http://tr.im/Hq7n ...if you ever use the word /incentivize/ around me again I swear I will get in my Gulfstream..." 1/2
  6. I imagine all CrystalTech hosted services are slow today as users manually backup all their stuff to avoid being the next @codinghorror.
  7. WOOOO: Total: 56 processes, 7442 lwps, load averages: 23055.41, 15421.92, 7580.63
  8. Load testing is WORKING: load averages: 9089.30, 4488.46, 1902.11
  9. @mistyg If you drool on it too much, it won't work! Enjoy!
  10. Portal load testing today. I'm looking forward to it, somehow.
  11. Hey iPhone: when I type "turd", I *mean it*.
  12. FailBook Pro! Not so useful without functioning trackpad and keyboard.
  13. Gotta get up from all this snugglepuppy and go to the gym. Yay, it's 24 degrees out. Snugglepuppy more attractive. Getting up anyway.
  14. I am a "tiara-wearing digitally clueless beauty pageant queen". Before that, I used a Motorola Q, which was A COMPLETE PIECE OF CRAP.
  15. There's something about "this is a song..." as a song lyric that just rubs me the wrong way.
  16. @richardalley FYI: High Point in East Memphis reopened as "Poplar Perk'n". Seems largely the same... http://tinyurl.com/ye3domf
  17. @allenelliotte Kubrick! /ducks
  18. Parallels 5 looks like Half-Life 2 when suspending or starting a VM. One step closer to #movieOS
  19. I always pick the wrong lane at the vehicle inspection station.
  20. @kellyjeanne Answer: Papa John's. Feel better.