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  1. Gonna call new restaurant Sal Monella's, and provide live music by Holland Oats.
  2. "How fo you get their top off? Give 'em Popov!"...might just have to drop an album with rhymes like this one. 
  3. Best Costume: Some guy with a small box of Frosted Mini Wheats strapped to his junk, going as a cereal rapist.
  4. Go sleep it off for one more hour; you've earned it.
  5. @devintaylor great question.
  6. "Meet me halfway, right at the boarderline That's where i'm gonna wait, for you" Halloween starts...now! Go make stories to tell me.
  7. So disappointing when the music crescendos and you crack the glowstick you've been saving only to find it's a dud... DoUevenohow2party?!
  8. Silly Los Angeleans, Baby Björn is not meant for your rat terrior...glad I rep Nor Cal.
  9. Where's the appropriate place to clip toenails? I can never tell. Sink?
  10. http://tourettesinator2.ytm... ...that's all.
  11. It's Saturday, it's 8:119, who wants to get fuck'd üp!?
  12. "Tonight's menu: Uncut tube-steak, smothered in underwear. Yar..."
  13. Happy Talk-Like-A-Butt-Pirate Day! Don't you just love the sound of the washcloth smacking against your ass while you wash your inner thigh?
  14. @paulaJfranco Absolutely!! You're number 1!
  15. @carietenzel This is very true... Then turn around and say that you don't care about black people when you unfollow him.
  16. @mpanighetti Mr. West... Is that you?!?
  17. RT @mgmyself: I'm not talking to you about that because I'm afraid Kenye would interrupt our chat for some reason/ Is Kanye even On Twitter?
  18. @paulaJfranco The best? Really?
  19. @clairefelske Thanks! I do what I can...
  20. …If you see a monkey flinging poo, are you really gonna be surprised? Alarmed & looking for cover, obviously. But it's still expected.