Sat down in the barber's chair only to realise my hair looked great* and was about to be destroyed. (*Relatively. My great = passable)

@wandsworthdog 56. Unless you are called Cyril. Then 17.

@wandsworthdog No no no... 45 is respectable enough to do it.

@wandsworthdog I didn't do it. But psychologically I think I'm ready.

No need to risk athlete's foot and verruca's anymore. RT @LatchmereLC: Latchmere Leisure Centre is now on twitter!!

@iamamro Exactly.

@iamamro I believe all these people are the PM's friends, so he has to spread the love.

@iamamro Is that a better platform?

@iamamro I believe they chose Wordpress for that very reason.

@iamamro That's a little harsh.

@iamamro I'd like to point out @Number10gov still haven't fixed the typo on their website (six months after I told them).

It's cold. I'm seriously thinking of wearing a jumper with a suit. Something I'd not planned until I was at least 45.

@alexbremer BAC probably isn't any good then. I'm struggling to think of anywhere other than the usual community centres, etc.

@alexbremer Sorry, missed this one… Erm. BAC? The Mess? What do you need for pilates?

@alexbremer I know.The gamble of waiting for the Charity Act regulations that introduce licensing hasn't been a great one.

Not at all ashamed at being accused of 'political self-interest' for defending Wandsworth (see comments) jamescousins.com/2012/02/why-th…

@alexbremer That's not a ban, that's giving them a licence for three days! /@wandbc

Blogged: Why the Local Data Company is wrong on Wandsworth jamescousins.com/2012/02/why-th…

@cafe_parisienne Yes. Need to get in there soon.

Sad that @cafe_parisienne is so quiet on Twitter. Guess I was hoping for bacon sandwich level updated.