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jamesbender

  1. Had a pounding headache. Played hockey. Headache gone! #MiracleOnIce
  2. @sempf Yeah, it pretty much rocks!
  3. @jeffblankenburg Meh. Between Zune and last.fm I figure I'm pretty much covered on the music-based social network thing...
  4. @jefflembeck @gayleforce SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Snakes,WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes
  5. Woo hoo! FINALLY finished a feature that took two weeks due to "meetingus interuptus."
  6. [sigh] I should have just stayed the f' home today. #ThisIsDayIsTotalBullshitAndItsNotEven10:00
  7. @objo @gayleforce Will the rest of the speakers dress like the Pirates of the Caribbean? Not for us, it would just be cool in general. :)
  8. @MelGrubb Mail them to contact@condg.org. An "official" post will go up this weekend.
  9. @chusemann Dude, it has four wheels, seats and an engine. What do you need beyond that?
  10. @sempf If not XPath, quit your job and live under an overpass I suppose... :(
  11. @brianhprince @sempf But it's OK because you know the machines breaks frequently and no one knows how to fix it.
  12. Option A: Spend hours digging through 100+ lines of crap code with reflection and God knows what. Option B: Make an enum #WhichWillIChoose?
  13. @alanstevens Honestly, no. :)
  14. [sigh] Ever look at code and without knowing what it is doing and still think "This is so complicated, there has to be an easier way."
  15. [sigh] Lots to do in the next day and a half, and my calendar shows almost zero free time. #YayForMeetings!
  16. @chusemann That's pretty cool!
  17. [sigh] Just spent an hour performing CPR on my unicorn, to no avail. #HesDeadJim
  18. Mainframe files make my head hurt.
  19. Re-imaging a laptop. I always back them up first, but I'm always worried I somehow missed something... Oh well, ENGAGE!