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  1. Finished 1835th out of 11721 runners on Thursday. SO CLOSE to bronze!
  2. I have a history of getting ahead of myself. On that note, HAPPY FRIDAY!
  3. Well, 18 hours later I can tell you that chloroform is officially odourless
  4. @ScruffyPanther I'm going to put some in my pillow to help me sleep
  5. As much as I enjoyed myself, Blake didn't seem that Lively. I think it must have been the Chloroform.
  6. Sitting in the office, Monday Mourning.
  7. Winsomnia: (n.): The act of not-sleeping resulting in a leaderboard-worthy post
  8. I like to get up early so I have time to exercise my demons. These bad boys need to stay in shape.
  9. "Um, yeah - can I get a double feeling of dread, a single hatred, a large helping of suck & some sass sauce to go. I SAID TO GO, MONDAY"
  10. @ceggs that tweet is 100% true too
  11. As I awoke from my sleep I wondered 2 things: 1. Why was I awake, and 2. When had I started narrating my life like J.D from Scrubs?
  12. I hope that was a nap, otherwise this lack of sensation in my left side could be slightly strokey
  13. @docusdooo what the hell is gruffing?!
  14. Finally got in touch with my feminine side and it just queefed at me.
  15. @Misadventures i'm hungry now
  16. Shouldn't mild jerk chicken be renamed 'douchebag chicken'?
  17. @Petherwin now I pity the mythical beasts
  18. @Downyourpants that's cheating
  19. @gavgavwaters how the hell does that happen?!
  20. @Downyourpants do you use lines?