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James_Waters

  1. My relationship with my childhood babysitter is chronicled in AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night"
  2. FINALLY have the internet back
  3. Look, all I'm saying is that 'predictive text' sounds like something Nostradamus came up with.
  4. Drunk in Hampi, India. This place is breathtaking.
  5. Awesome! I finally got a blackberry! I can finally join the 1999 'hipster crowd!
  6. RT: @NASA Test results indicate moonwater to be drinkable. Slight aftertaste of cheese a pleasant surprise.
  7. In Canada, 'Liar, Liar' is advertised as a documentary on US life.
  8. When the end of the world comes, i'll be sure to do a little dance. I'll call it the Apocalypso.
  9. If booze is not the answer, then you're asking the wrong question
  10. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike?
  11. Well, PenIsland.com is certainly not what I was expecting when trying to buy stationary online.
  12. BBC HEADLINE: "Somali Woman Stoned For Adultery" good to hear I'm not the only one who gets horny when high as a motherf*cker
  13. Day 3 with no Internet. Tweeting without getting @replies is like talking to people who don't listen to me...hey, where are you going?!
  14. Lolcatz? More like Apocalypse Miaow. AMIRITE?!
  15. So Twilight is about a bunch of vampires who fucked Rainbow Brite whilst listening to the Smiths?
  16. Meteor Showers are great for exfoliating.
  17. My favourite thing about eating broccoli is that it isn't broken glass covered in poop
  18. First night in my new place. Just me and 2300sq ft. Or is it? Is there a bogeyman in India?! EEK BOGEYMAN!!!!
  19. I just went to 'Plan B.' Turns out 'Plan B' is 'stick to Plan A'
  20. No Twitter for a week for me. I'll be tweeting blind.