James_Waters
- Finished 1835th out of 11721 runners on Thursday. SO CLOSE to bronze!11 minutes ago from Tweetie
- I have a history of getting ahead of myself.
On that note, HAPPY FRIDAY!24 minutes ago from Tweetie
- Well, 18 hours later I can tell you that chloroform is officially odourlessabout 1 hour ago from Tweetie
- @ScruffyPanther I'm going to put some in my pillow to help me sleepabout 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to ScruffyPanther
- As much as I enjoyed myself, Blake didn't seem that Lively.
I think it must have been the Chloroform.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
- Sitting in the office, Monday Mourning.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
- Winsomnia: (n.): The act of not-sleeping resulting in a leaderboard-worthy postabout 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- I like to get up early so I have time to exercise my demons.
These bad boys need to stay in shape.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- "Um, yeah - can I get a double feeling of dread, a single hatred, a large helping of suck & some sass sauce to go.
I SAID TO GO, MONDAY"about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- @ceggs that tweet is 100% true tooabout 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ceggs
- As I awoke from my sleep I wondered 2 things:
1. Why was I awake, and
2. When had I started narrating my life like J.D from Scrubs?about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
- I hope that was a nap, otherwise this lack of sensation in my left side could be slightly strokeyabout 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @docusdooo what the hell is gruffing?!about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to docusdooo
- Finally got in touch with my feminine side and it just queefed at me.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- @Misadventures i'm hungry nowabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Misadventures
- Shouldn't mild jerk chicken be renamed 'douchebag chicken'?about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
- @Petherwin now I pity the mythical beastsabout 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Petherwin
- @Downyourpants that's cheatingabout 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Downyourpants
- @gavgavwaters how the hell does that happen?!about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gavgavwaters
- @Downyourpants do you use lines?about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Downyourpants
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- Name James R Waters
- Location London
- Web http://favrd.text...
- Bio High on life. Oh and meth (mainly meth)
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