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  1. Today's new India experience: a transexual beggar. Hmm.
  2. @lmlc I'm listening to the Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack. We've all got our guilty pleasures.
  3. Thanks to Twitter, I discover there is a place in the world called 'Beaver, OK' In my head, that place is heaven.
  4. @VulpineVixen I'm both. I hold your hands during to stop you running away and getting the cops
  5. @lmlc rockstar if you passed out from alcohol or drugs!
  6. @johnrh I get 35 days holiday a year out here. AWESOME
  7. @lizzy1e the ZAR is a little bonkers. You're in SA, right? Might be over in July for some football thing.
  8. @lmlc I've had two cups of tea this morning. Tea is rockstar! My least fave part of India is being stared at for being White. Racists'
  9. @crazycolours I'm in London 19th-23rd Dec
  10. @lmlc being a White man earning a western salary in India is akin to being a rockstar. I'm literally a millionaire by comparison. It's weird
  11. This is bloody weird: I'm paid in US$ yet I've never held a US note.
  12. @caseymckinnon is it worth a watch? It looks like The Day After Independence Day BC
  13. "Please comfort yourself in the hotel lobby, sir" Indian-English could easily get me arrested one of these days.
  14. Dal Makni: quite simply the best Indian dish ever. Try it.
  15. @Aimee_B_Loved thanks to time zones, I'm 45 years behind you. Being in India and all. So I'll be off drinking soon.
  16. I quit farmville on FB when the Feds found out it was just a front for my weed-growing business.
  17. @CynicalNihilist thank you for the FF! Very flattering too
  18. @Lesley_M on the weekends out here, we go nuclear!
  19. To recover from food poisoning, I'm off to an all you can eat 5* sushi brunch. This has nothing to do with the limitless champagne.
  20. OH: "It was like a cross between a zebra and a flamingo" ... Nothing. I've got nothing on that.