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  1. @mattcarty you are missing out on so so much. the music and the HILARIOUS script.
  2. Omg the "judging room" scene on Glee just killed me. HONKING.
  3. I look like a total hot mess disaster this AM...but holy crap, last night was amazeballs. We totally killed "Deal Or No Deal."
  4. I just won 200 tickets on "Deal or no Deal.". Take that, banker!
  5. Work Xmas party @ Dave & Buster's...I think it is all paid for by my rehab place...hopefully including beeeeer...& food...& games.
  6. Grr, got my oil changed and I think the mechanic scammed me a bit...I wish I knew more abt cars.
  7. @ImBranFlakes oh completely, twitter > school.
  8. @ImBranFlakes omg loving that you were late...but still had time to tweet - love your priorities, my friend :-)
  9. Having a klutzy moment...knocked a cup of coffee over on the table and then knocked a cup full of peanuts over on the table...
  10. @spinnerek she's so ridic and I love it. She's such a cougar.
  11. @swollabills oh hellz yeah I know, my couch has a perma-indent of my fat ass...pressure ulcer, what what?
  12. For Xmas, my CI is giving her husband a calendar of risque lingerie photos of her and her new tatas. @spinnerek @swollabills @nolacrystalyn
  13. Watching Carrie Underwood's holiday special - she's so beautiful and talented.
  14. After 7 wks of ordering the same drink, the Sbux crew knows me and my drink...except today, they though my name was Michael.
  15. Dinner with @swollabills...ugh I am starvation nation right now!
  16. Using the line "So, where is your boyfriend?" won't get you anywhere with me. Please be more creative if you want me to show an interest.
  17. @McNeato_Burrito aww thanks - the heiniken was my liquid courage to actually sing solo in front of people...bc I can't sing at all LOL
  18. the new picture was inspired by @mariahcarey. i was on vocal rest to get ready for my solo on rockband the other night.
  19. @spinnerek lol not this time, but it was a really far walk...and it was raining. not a smart idea.
  20. I really need to stop walking home from the bar...last night was even worse because it was cold and rainy.