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  1. As a writer, I've spent a lot of time branding myself. But I still flinch every time the hot iron touches my skin. 7:58 AM Nov 21st from web
  2. I'm free of inherited disorders. Except for sprinting. That runs in my family. 7:43 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. I'm sick of the soft drink companies using so many unhealthy additives. So from now on, I'm just drinking straight corn syrup. 7:20 AM Nov 12th from web
  4. Starting an online database of stupid men. Calling it Dikipedia. Whom should we add? 4:40 PM Nov 11th from web
  5. When they start drooping in your soup, its time to trim those nose hairs. 7:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  6. The future of ebook readers? http://bit.ly/2JCKmf 8:38 AM Nov 10th from web
  7. Found out there's an iPhone app which locates neighborhood sex offenders. I just bought beer and condoms--should score tonight for sure. 1:39 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to tequila. After seventeen shots I get really sick and throw up. 1:08 PM Nov 7th from web
  9. It's not fun watching a grown man cry. Unless you have a comfy chair to sit in, and maybe some snacks. 3:07 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  10. I don't believe in ghosts, or bigfoot, or ESP, or any of that nonsense, because that's what Galnok, my martian friend, told me. 1:41 PM Nov 5th from web
  11. I have to say, out of Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors, my least favorite is corduroy. What's yours? 5:57 AM Nov 4th from web
  12. I love temporary tattoos. I just wish there was some way to keep them on my body permanently. 5:42 AM Nov 2nd from web
  13. J.A. Konrath ebooks on iTunes. Sweet. http://bit.ly/1YOZrc 1:00 PM Oct 29th from web
  14. I roller-bladed 248 miles this morning, on my treadmill. 3:29 AM Oct 29th from web
  15. Just finished writing my 18th novel. :) 11:12 AM Oct 28th from web
  16. My mom has dozens of battery operated artificial candles. I'm worried her house will burn down in an artificial fire. 4:42 AM Oct 24th from web
  17. I'll be at a writing conference today in Bishop Hill, IL. http://www.bishophill.com/A... 4:41 AM Oct 24th from web
  18. See you kids at Bouchercon. I'll be the guy holding a beer. 6:05 AM Oct 15th from web
  19. My wife is like space; they both abhor a vacuum. 5:53 AM Oct 14th from web
  20. A new dog apartment building just opened nearby. They're now leashing. 10:04 AM Oct 13th from web