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Considered leaving a face hole in the wet cement out front, but was talked out of it by the wife who argued it could be a legal liabilityabout 9 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
The wife is at the MJ memorial with her friend while I post her pics. So that's what it feels like to get drop kicked in the teeth.9:13 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Kindle, if sand is thy mortal enemy, how are you going to work for me on the beach this summer?5:47 PM Jul 5thfrom Endless Tweets
You can't put an exclamation point after the word iPhone because it just looks like you're yelling Phone in Spanish and that's no joke11:06 AM Jul 5thfrom Endless Tweets
These united colonies are of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown10:28 AM Jul 4thfrom Endless Tweets
At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on July 8th of this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09 this only happens once!11:54 AM Jul 2ndfrom web
Between the sounds of birds chirping in the trees & car alarms chirping on the street it's an audible morning with great promise & security7:14 AM Jul 2ndfrom TwitterBerry
Ice Age 3D in the theaters is the best way to cure your Michael Jackson blues7:16 PM Jul 1stfrom web
The wife is now lobbying for the Michael Jackson funeral / viewing to happen at our home. She suggest a potluck, A - F bring salad.7:11 PM Jul 1stfrom web
The wife really wants to go to Neverland on Friday for Michael Jackson's funeral. They're saying there'll be 2MM people there, including us10:13 PM Jun 30thfrom TwitterBerry
Just saw on CNN they're putting a warning card on Mary Poppins for diabetics because a spoonful of sugar does not make the Insulin go down11:00 AM Jun 27thfrom Endless Tweets
