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yawns become orgasms become tears. 9:54 AM Dec 13th from web
I am going to get fired Monday. I am going to get fired monday. I am going to get fired monday. 6:37 PM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
is so stressed out about work I could just cry! These people don't know what they're putting me through... :-( 7:35 PM Dec 6th from Twitterrific
"Oh my god, did they just honk at you for having a hot car?" "Yes. Yes they did." 8:11 PM Dec 2nd from web
I turn 24 on Sunday. I am older than hell. 8:11 PM Dec 2nd from web
except when all of that human emotion/nonsense kicks in. Whatever. Over being human. 8:10 PM Dec 2nd from web
(BUT I KINDA LIKE IT) 8:10 PM Dec 2nd from web
I AM ALONE. 8:10 PM Dec 2nd from web
I haven't twatted in some time, so here's to make up for it. 8:09 PM Dec 2nd from web
SOMEONE GET ME TO A DAY SPA — STAT! 6:57 PM Nov 16th from web
I'm a free bitch, baby. 8:53 AM Nov 15th from web
Stefani - Brilliant. http://intersco.pe/Es #BadRomance 8:58 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
Loves a good twat on Twitter! 8:29 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
Felt a bit depressed yesterday. Feeling better today! Happy Monday. :-) 9:26 AM Nov 2nd from web
halloween: so over it. 1:01 PM Oct 31st from web
brilliant technology; brilliant love 5:59 AM Oct 31st from Twitterrific
loves the new Lady Gaga single "Bad Romance" - so hot. 4:12 PM Oct 28th from web
Loves his new iPod Touch -- and the perks of such a great job! 4:39 PM Oct 26th from Twitterrific
is happy. :-) 3:46 PM Oct 25th from web
bought new clothes! I forgot how much fun shopping is! 11:50 AM Oct 24th from web