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Shumer: You know there's a pencil sharpener in the kitchen, right?
Bob: No shit? I've just been throwing them away when they get dull12:00 PM Dec 9thfrom Tweetie
If I had to do it all over, I would be one of the teenagers pregaming in the shadows of the parking garage across from my apt every weekend6:09 PM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
'You know who thinks the iPhone 3GS stinks? Steve Jobs. No one is working harder on an “iPhone 3GS killer” than Apple.' - @gruber8:09 AM Oct 30thfrom Tweetie