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@malber71 Aww, poor thing. That's why you've got to move back to SoCal: easy to avoid the toll roads!about 2 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to malber71
There's an old dude vamping on a blues scale in a really hacky way in the waiting room for my guitar lesson. Kill me before I kill him.about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
@Space_Kitty And now I've had the other 1/2 of the chocolate bar. FEAR ME!about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Space_Kitty
@Space_Kitty Same here, and I topped it off with a lovely lunch of 1/2 of a chocolate bar. I weep for anyone who has to put up with me.about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Space_Kitty
The upside: going out for a movie/drinks last night was fabulous. The downside: my on-again-off-again love affair with caffeine is on again.about 24 hours ago from UberTwitter
@Space_Kitty None here (knocks wood). Wait, now that I said "wood" I'm probably going to get that type of spam. D'oh! :)10:33 AM Jul 8th from UberTwitter in reply to Space_Kitty
@boxspring So you're saying that pickup line *wouldn't* work? Damn, back to the drawing board!5:47 AM Jul 8th from UberTwitter in reply to boxspring
Futurama quote of the night: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"10:07 PM Jul 7th from UberTwitter
@canislatrans Too bad! You're not getting rid of me that easily!! Muahahaha!2:40 PM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to canislatrans
My wedding band is at the jewelers getting resized, and my bare hand looks so strange. It reminds me just how long 10 years really is.9:18 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter
A HUGE F-U to Delta Air for showing me a super low rate for a flight, then trying to charge me $250 more when I actually tried to book it.9:09 PM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget
@malber71 Well I'm certainly not pressuring you to do so. I don't feel obliged to wear my political beliefs on my sleeve (or avitar) either.1:08 PM Jul 6th from UberTwitter in reply to malber71
@malber71 It's very twitterish because you talked about how little you care. Now, if you had kept that thought to yourself... :)12:59 PM Jul 6th from UberTwitter in reply to malber71
@malber71 Oh please. Everyone on facebook already knows how absolutely dreadful I am. :)5:14 PM Jul 5th from UberTwitter in reply to malber71
@Space_Kitty We need to schedule a happy hour regardless. It's been much too long -- I miss you! Mwah!12:11 PM Jul 5th from UberTwitter in reply to Space_Kitty
@malber71 You're saying I have a dirty mind?! Why, it's like you don't eve know me! I'm shocked and appalled. ;)12:02 PM Jul 5th from UberTwitter in reply to malber71
Burnt my mouth on some hot Argentinian sausage last night. Serves me right for putting sausage in my mouth without blowing on it first.11:18 AM Jul 5th from UberTwitter
I'm in bed watching a movie on my laptop because I can't be bothered to sit up on the couch. Laziest day ever.1:13 PM Jul 4th from UberTwitter
@omnilila What the heck? I hope everything's okay!10:40 AM Jul 4th from UberTwitter in reply to omnilila
@toysurprise How about an Awesome Grant? http://awesomefoundation.org/9:49 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterGadget in reply to toysurprise

Name Jake
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Bio I always remind folks of someone else. Apparently, I'm a composite of all the easily-forgettable people you've ever met.

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