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  1. Damn. I was right. The burrito I had for lunch *was* bad. Just went to Walgreens and setup a pharmacy in my desk drawer.
  2. @TanyaKeith Thanks for the offer. It was quite a dilemma (I LOVE @courtavebrew), but I'm up in Johnston and should prob stay a bit closer.
  3. Can't decide where to go for lunch. I think I want something with ketchup.
  4. Some cool visualizations...SolarSystem: http://bit.ly/4p0bVO, Atom: http://bit.ly/6MfFIg (use IE, not FF), World Pop.: http://bit.ly/aom3r
  5. RT @Brianne_Sanchez: Today's @dmJuice giveaway: Gobblet game http://tinyurl.com/ykxvxmz via @kangarooboo Enter here http://tinyurl.com/y ...
  6. Very thorough tipping etiquette guide (including holiday tipping) at http://www.findalink.net/tippingetiquette.php
  7. Putting up xmas decorations. Think I'll leave the xmas bats hanging in the entryway.
  8. Black Friday deal: buy a Tesla Roadster Nov. 27-29, 2009 and get some Tesla apparel, an RC car, etc. for free. http://bit.ly/6xOrAR
  9. Yikes! A urinal's flush is too powerful when it sloshes out the front. I wondered why there was always a puddle.
  10. Horrible! Indianapolis schools block sites, discriminating based on religious beliefs and sexual orientation. Article: http://bit.ly/DMxaV
  11. Just put my ziplocked bag lunch in the fridge at work. Noticed I wrote my name in the space for "contents".
  12. Pretty sure Google street view just updated some shots in DSM area (new images of my house in Ankeny, IA, at least) from this summer.
  13. Normally I don't like scones, but I'm eating the SH*T out of these things!
  14. Hey! Someone's been licking the butter.
  15. Apparently when ordering a birthday cake from Hy-Vee, maybe don't just say "make it cute".
  16. In this commercial, I always think they're saying, "Symbicort contains Ford motor oil".
  17. RT @SeeDesMoines: Congrats to our 500th follower @jakekerber! Hurray! I won a prize or something.
  18. The more I read, the more excited I am about the Droid. 85% ready to switch from Sprint and Windows mobile to Verizon and Google/Android.
  19. Anyone in Des Moines going to Meat Puppets at vaudeville mews on Sunday?
  20. It's freezing at my desk. I shouldn't have to put *another* sweatshirt on over this one (but I will). Maybe halloween candy will help?