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  1. Happy unusually active meat digestion day, everyone.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. attn:ladies re:why do men like to buy tools so much? That's just our way of nesting.4:19 PM Jul 2nd from web
  3. Finally running my first MapReduce in production! I wonder what it's doing... ?4:10 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  4. Finally running my first MapReduce in production. I wonder what it's doing??3:43 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  5. Have been informed of the location of a $13k espresso machine on campus. Time to take my coffee making skills to the next level.5:39 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
  6. We need to get someone in academia to run a study comparing Qwerty and Dvorak, and do it right. The world deserves a decent unbiased answer.1:01 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
  7. Today garden harvest: giant zuchinni, kohlrabi, a nice cucumber, an onion and a carrot and 3 artichokes http://yfrog.com/7gfu2dj6:16 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
  8. The DC metro system is pretty messed up when you can discern there's a pattern of Red line trains that crash by subduction. #plate_tectonics6:12 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
  9. That's the first time I was moved to leave a bar because the bitrate of the music was way too low.11:52 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  10. @tracycoogan I hope @evahowe read that tweet and felt just as impressed with your poetic eloquence and astute observation about babies!11:21 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie in reply to tracycoogan
  11. Why do they even have seats on the toilets in a bar?11:01 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  12. Anthropologists may admit: distinction between 'body wash' and 'shampoo' originated shortly after Homo floresiensis evolved to Homo sapiens.6:04 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  13. That hunters love killing; that many drinks are chemicals and corn syrup; that we are always fighting; that plastics fill oceans; I am hurt.11:04 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  14. Sophie was intended to become our enthusiastic wet-nosed alarm clock. Fittingly enough, we have trained her to have a snooze button.8:04 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  15. @mikeal you should check out http://js-test-driver.googl... for a boilerplate-free Javascript testing experience9:13 AM Jun 18th from Tweetie in reply to mikeal
  16. Favorite #Radiolab takeaway ever: people who think they don't enjoy pooping are self-decieved, and also tend to be more successful in life.10:52 AM Jun 16th from Tweetie
  17. @JiunweiC Every time I'm nearly run over by a car leaving the Microsoft parking lot, I remind myself what cool game systems you're making.12:49 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie in reply to JiunweiC
  18. Bad: ladies behind me on Google shuttle are discussing weddings. Good: "the complexity is really non-linear in the number of bridesmaids."12:21 PM Jun 8th from Tweetie
  19. Headed to LinkedIn to see a tech talk by Martin Odersky, author of the Scala programming language.11:39 AM Jun 5th from Tweetie
  20. At a talk about marine debris islands. There are debris samples. Gross! Please stop using plastics!12:03 PM Jun 4th from Tweetie