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  1. Jake What's up this weekend, San Francisco?!!!
  2. @kittenonthekeys Your at Gold? Me too- mostly the one on Division.
  3. Jake I'm watching Bubble Boy. His bubble suit is awesome.
  4. Jake I just got my head practically shaved! What the hell was I thinking?!
  5. Jake Shattered the glass on my iPhone. Still works. This thing is hardcore. I think if I threw it off the bay bridge, it would follow me ..
  6. Jake I wonder how many other people were planning on dying today but now are all like: "Fuck that."
  7. Jake This is the part where he turns into Zombie Jackson and does the the Thriller dance.
  8. Jake is bracing for the non-stop Jacko memorial marathon.
  9. Jake Sometimes I don't use conditioner.
  10. Jake Barack Hussein Obama. Can you believe we pulled that shit off? I can't.
  11. Jake Acting class assignment- write a cheer about how cool you are. Sheesh.
  12. Jake was just dive bombed by small, black, kamikaze bird! Pecked me on the back of the head. Why bird?!
  13. Jake To the sink- submit or die.
  14. Jake Who likes the sun? Not everyone. -Lou Reed.
  15. Jake Going to get tipsy in Delores park.
  16. Jake is fast company party.
  17. Jake I'm discovering that if you throw a rock in San Francisco you will hit a DJ.
  18. Jake Everyone says Comcast sucks, but they just helped me get back on line and they were super nice.
  19. Jake Do you send your Facebook status to Twitter, or your tweets to Facebook?
  20. Jake learning the international phonetic alphabet. Last night we covered shwa- it's the upside down e.