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  1. Tactless WalMart Intercom Announcement: "will the customer looking for the adult diapers please come to the pharmacy." This really happened
  2. Just bowled a 179.
  3. Ever walked by a booth in a mall and realized you're walking in perfect rhythm with the music from their stereo? I feel so corny so quickly.
  4. So if someone out there wants to buy me a large pedaltrain board with hard case, I'm not gonna argue. ... I'm just sayin'.
  5. Tweoples: if you're going to be on an Interstate in or near Cobb County, Ga, WATCH YOUR SPEED. The po-po's are out for blood.
  6. new blog post: http://jakecollier.wordpres...
  7. @donmilleris - "You are not alone. I am here with you."
  8. @tyatsymbolyou - yes, i'd like to marry this piece of pizza. I love pizza.
  9. Oh, restaurant gimmicks. http://twitpic.com/8dqmk
  10. Oh, office gimmicks. http://twitpic.com/8dpjc
  11. Question: How can anyone say conclusively "God does not exist"? Can you really disprove that? Wouldn't it be kind of... impossible?
  12. @tysilzer you need to listen to the breffest song. look it up on youtube (only you'll need to spell it correctly).
  13. @sithdarthjason oh, i'm praying. your sweet little wife needs a break, for sure.
  14. @jasonscroggins - 24hrs later... that quote was from Mr. Rob Bell.
  15. @jordanandree yeah, dude! calls meh. you gots muh number?
  16. @jasonscroggins - "I am learning that the church is at its best when it is underground, subversive, and countercultural." Guess who's quote.
  17. @tyatsymbolyou - oh, boy... soccer, soccer, soccer. i'm losing weight, Ty! Praises!
  18. 3 days of soccer field training with an improved diet = 6 pounds of weight loss! Dude, I've lost two pounds a freaking day.
  19. @sithdarthjason happy birthday, stinky pinky!
  20. @sithdarthjason - or did you? *this is where you put your pinky to the corner of your mouth*