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jakechristie
I don't have the energy, just look up some cusses yourself.about 4 hours agofrom web
Last night I either saw a mouse on my stove or got drunk and stoned and imagined I saw a mouse. Either says a lot about my life right now.7:52 AM Dec 17thfrom web
On the 4th day of Christmas, @fireapplered gave to me: the letter from animal control about why he could no longer keep hens at his place.7:51 AM Dec 17thfrom web
RT @samhey: Dudes organizing getting together is like old people sitting down: a bit of initial effort quickly turns to reliance on grav ...9:36 PM Dec 16thfrom web