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  1. True facts: All of the advice I give is regurgitated from JD's inner monologues.
  2. I made a brilliant Jack Kevorkian joke in meatspace tonight but nobody knew who he was. Sheesh.
  3. I cannot believe how good Russell Brand is! This is something I'd say, right?
  4. I prefer pastry cream with my choux pastries #profiterolewisdom
  5. @expat_erin Should've told me you were coming to Frankston, we could've eaten unhealthy food together!
  6. @fledermauss Alright, I'm goin out in a couple hours so I'll do it then.
  7. I'm so thin I had to make my own notches on my belt because the factory-made ones weren't tight enough. AWWW SNAP.
  8. @rooofie Ohhh, so you're into really buff guys? ;)
  9. You say "I don't love you any more", they say "I don't love you any more either", you say "Great, pick you up in 20, let's go get a scone"
  10. @rooofie Mustang is the shit.
  11. @rooofie No, nothing, I love knee-high socks.
  12. @rooofie Haha, well...
  13. Knee-high socks? Are you TRYING to kill me?
  14. Tumblr is where all the cute girls of the world congregate to tease me by reminding me how far away they live.
  15. I am up late, bored, and lonely. Some of you: comfort me, right now.
  16. @Nicky36 Hi Nicky!
  17. @fledermauss Not yet! ;) Btdubs, I like your hair in that pic you posted.
  18. @rooofie Girl, you slay me.
  19. @nurseberzerkk Sup nerd.
  20. @erica_lick Four Year Strong.