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  1. @kapi A lesbian.about 6 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to kapi
  2. Remember when we were all caught up with who the fifth Cylon was? I miss those days. Simpler days.about 7 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. @SableRichard Well now I just feel foolish.about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to SableRichard
  4. I am a total scumbag.about 9 hours ago from Brizzly
  5. @SableRichard Sneaking into rooms to cuddle with another girl, tch. You know you're only allowed to do that if you take pics, right?about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to SableRichard
  6. @SableRichard Oh you dirty dirty whoreabout 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to SableRichard
  7. Friends, I have a cramped hand from writing so much. Also from compulsive masturbation. Mostly the first thing, though.about 9 hours ago from Brizzly
  8. @PhloxLombardi Allegedly. Anyway what kind of gentleman messes with the food? A GODDAMN LIAR.about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to PhloxLombardi
  9. @PhloxLombardi I am glad you went with the "barbeque sauce" instead of the less-subtle/more obvious "jizz".about 10 hours ago from Brizzly
  10. @nedhep Miss u big brother. Also: What happens to Bonerparty? Please tell me you'll still write for it.about 10 hours ago from Brizzly
  11. Turns out they CAN all be winners.about 11 hours ago from Brizzly
  12. It's a mumblecore-style dramedy about Jules and his girlfriend. That line was from the scene where she finds an uneaten burger in the car.about 11 hours ago from Brizzly
  13. "Bitch, just once I wanted to eat something with taste, now where my hamburger at woman?" #linesfromthepulpfictionsequelabout 11 hours ago from Brizzly
  14. @majorlyepic Whoa, can't believe I hadn't thought of Craigslist before. How's your articles going?about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to majorlyepic
  15. Two guys and a girl walk into a Dominoes, the guy at the counter goes "Mama Mia! What is-a this? A sitcom?"about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  16. There are some electronic publications I'm thinking of submitting writing for, but I'm not sure if I'm clever enough.about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  17. @nedhep I support and endorse this decision.about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to nedhep
  18. "Sandwiches & Cats" is the best album of the decade.about 14 hours ago from Brizzly
  19. You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  20. @majorlyepic Sicker than influenza?about 15 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to majorlyepic