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  1. @kapi A lesbian.
  2. Remember when we were all caught up with who the fifth Cylon was? I miss those days. Simpler days.
  3. @SableRichard Well now I just feel foolish.
  4. I am a total scumbag.
  5. @SableRichard Sneaking into rooms to cuddle with another girl, tch. You know you're only allowed to do that if you take pics, right?
  6. @SableRichard Oh you dirty dirty whore
  7. Friends, I have a cramped hand from writing so much. Also from compulsive masturbation. Mostly the first thing, though.
  8. @PhloxLombardi Allegedly. Anyway what kind of gentleman messes with the food? A GODDAMN LIAR.
  9. @PhloxLombardi I am glad you went with the "barbeque sauce" instead of the less-subtle/more obvious "jizz".
  10. @nedhep Miss u big brother. Also: What happens to Bonerparty? Please tell me you'll still write for it.
  11. Turns out they CAN all be winners.
  12. It's a mumblecore-style dramedy about Jules and his girlfriend. That line was from the scene where she finds an uneaten burger in the car.
  13. "Bitch, just once I wanted to eat something with taste, now where my hamburger at woman?" #linesfromthepulpfictionsequel
  14. @majorlyepic Whoa, can't believe I hadn't thought of Craigslist before. How's your articles going?
  15. Two guys and a girl walk into a Dominoes, the guy at the counter goes "Mama Mia! What is-a this? A sitcom?"
  16. There are some electronic publications I'm thinking of submitting writing for, but I'm not sure if I'm clever enough.
  17. @nedhep I support and endorse this decision.
  18. "Sandwiches & Cats" is the best album of the decade.
  19. You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
  20. @majorlyepic Sicker than influenza?