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  1. I have three piles of gifts: One for the P family, one for the R family, and one for the family of roomies.
  2. I have the weirdest friends. <3
  3. @sunkast Send me your address.
  4. Anyone on Twitter want a Christmas card? I'm sending them out today.
  5. OH: Can you really get gonorrhea from dirty water?
  6. Q:Give the chance, would you fondle Olivi... A:I have no clue who she is but I'll fond... http://formspring.me/jakapi/q/822845 #formspringme
  7. Making granola. Like I'm not fruity, nutty, or flaky enough on my own.
  8. I'm bored.
  9. @sunkast Yeah, tell that to the unemployed chick who's been living off of savings and the BF for years. Oh wait..
  10. @sunkast You keep forgetting that I live in the kind of neighborhood that if you don't mind your own business you get shot and set on fire.
  11. The battle of the mariachi bands has turned into an Native American pow-wow. Where's my headdress, ghost?
  12. @Ryan_Please That would explain a lot. Kisses!
  13. J: I have a present for you. A: Oh? J: *fart* A: Do you have a gift receipt? I might want to return that one."
  14. Alan said he was going to shove a Wii controller up E's ass real quick and then I became jealous.
  15. Q:Should people stop talking about Tiger? A:I think people need to stop expecting him ... http://formspring.me/jakapi/q/667856 #formspringme
  16. Q:Are you saying I should stop asking ano... A:You are free to do whatever you want to... http://formspring.me/jakapi/q/666911 #formspringme
  17. Q:What else should I ask you? A:*shrugs* I'm pretty open about most things. I just don... http://formspring.me/jakapi/q/666654 #formspringme
  18. Q:Let's go with your definition of weird. A:I was an industrious teenager. Anything th... http://formspring.me/jakapi/q/662452 #formspringme
  19. Q:What's the weirdest thing you've used a... A:Once again, it depends on your definiti... http://formspring.me/jakapi/q/662141 #formspringme
  20. I want someone to play patty cake with my butt.