Profile_bird

Hey there! jagreenw is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving jagreenw's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

jagreenw

  1. My wife has never seen the Beastmaster?!?! Deal breaker.
  2. @jwmcphee Someone forgot to bring along their jukebox $
  3. @mb21
  4. When did toothbrushes start looking like sex toys?
  5. North Dakota has beauty in its simple elegance...oh screw it. Who am I kidding? This drive blows.
  6. Twins did their job, now its over to the Tigers/White Sox game on MLB.TV. Let's go Sox!! (Barf)
  7. Seriously, 39 degrees? My nipples are so hard right now I could make them into an engagement ring.
  8. Is drinking a 40 of High Life at his mother in laws house. At least his wife and Heather think its funny...hoebags.
  9. At the Curran's in MPLS, having some Session's and "hangin' with Mr. Cooper".
  10. I live in a state run by shitheads.
  11. Finally...the Twins beat that SOB.
  12. The fact that my coworker is. playing...nay BLASTING..."Can't stop rockin'" from his office right now is going to move me out of here ev ...
  13. I'm at the office until this afternoon and then it's off to the Alexandria...never been so excited for 6 hours in the car with 3 kids un ...
  14. I want a freakin' snack people. And I've got nadda in the house.
  15. Just realized that one of his emails to the KFAN booth has made it into one of the Dan B. commercials. Joe Mauer for Governor!
  16. The story about the Target Field turf on FSN was sooooo cheezy and soooo my favorite thing ever.
  17. Joe Buck sucks balls. What a self congratulating sack.
  18. Brad Childress looks like a dude who lives in his basement and writes manifestos all day in lieu of shaving.
  19. I managed to avoid Fantasy Football for a few years and judging by my draft today, I remember why.
  20. I'm doing what every man does at a fabric store...thinking of ways to end my life.