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My wife has never seen the Beastmaster?!?! Deal breaker.6:58 PM Oct 30th from SocialScope
@jwmcphee Someone forgot to bring along their jukebox $3:27 PM Oct 30th from SocialScope in reply to jwmcphee
@mb216:20 PM Oct 18th from SocialScope
When did toothbrushes start looking like sex toys?9:58 PM Oct 16th from SocialScope
North Dakota has beauty in its simple elegance...oh screw it. Who am I kidding? This drive blows.9:34 AM Oct 10th from SocialScope
Twins did their job, now its over to the Tigers/White Sox game on MLB.TV. Let's go Sox!! (Barf)4:21 PM Oct 3rd from SocialScope
Seriously, 39 degrees? My nipples are so hard right now I could make them into an engagement ring.7:40 AM Oct 1st from SocialScope
Is drinking a 40 of High Life at his mother in laws house. At least his wife and Heather think its funny...hoebags.6:52 PM Sep 12th from SocialScope
At the Curran's in MPLS, having some Session's and "hangin' with Mr. Cooper".5:17 PM Sep 11th from SocialScope
I live in a state run by shitheads.2:12 PM Sep 10th from SocialScope
Finally...the Twins beat that SOB.6:35 PM Sep 9th from SocialScope
The fact that my coworker is. playing...nay BLASTING..."Can't stop rockin'" from his office right now is going to move me out of here ev ...12:05 PM Sep 9th from SocialScope
I'm at the office until this afternoon and then it's off to the Alexandria...never been so excited for 6 hours in the car with 3 kids un ...10:41 AM Sep 9th from SocialScope
I want a freakin' snack people. And I've got nadda in the house.8:28 PM Sep 2nd from SocialScope
Just realized that one of his emails to the KFAN booth has made it into one of the Dan B. commercials. Joe Mauer for Governor!8:18 AM Sep 2nd from SocialScope
The story about the Target Field turf on FSN was sooooo cheezy and soooo my favorite thing ever.9:37 PM Sep 1st from SocialScope
Joe Buck sucks balls. What a self congratulating sack.6:51 PM Sep 1st from SocialScope
Brad Childress looks like a dude who lives in his basement and writes manifestos all day in lieu of shaving.5:07 PM Aug 31st from SocialScope
I managed to avoid Fantasy Football for a few years and judging by my draft today, I remember why.11:37 AM Aug 30th from SocialScope
I'm doing what every man does at a fabric store...thinking of ways to end my life.2:58 PM Aug 29th from SocialScope

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Bio I am an Indigent Criminal Attorney living in North Dakota. I've got a blog, two dogs, a wife, 2 1/2 kids and MANY random thoughts