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One of the real joys of cubicle life is overhearing in-depth discussions of low-flush toilets. Yeah, I'm totally lying about that. about 3 hours ago from Brizzly
"gr888 job!" Because typing "great" is just too hard. about 5 hours ago from Brizzly
Being told "I've been tracking you via Flickr." was surprisingly not creepy in this instance. about 6 hours ago from Brizzly
"The class provided a meaningful and interactive experience." Clever use of the word "and" there on your evaluation form. Kudos. about 9 hours ago from Brizzly
I'd like a trial separation from my right nostril. about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
Saw a restaurant today called "Meat in a Box." At least I think it was a restaurant. 12:55 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
I wonder when the media is going to get around to obsessively over-analyzing this Tiger Woods thing. 3:40 PM Nov 30th from Brizzly
"Got a minute for gay rights?" Son, I've got infinity for gay rights but nothing for being accosted on the streets. 12:33 PM Nov 30th from Brizzly
@gnumoon Automated for nobody's convenience I assume. 9:09 AM Nov 30th from Brizzly in reply to gnumoon
"I can be fucking crafty if I have to." 7:15 AM Nov 30th from Brizzly
Neighbor is blasting "Unbreak My Heart." I am fantasizing about breaking neighbor's everything. 10:37 AM Nov 29th from Brizzly
These days with approximately 400 hours of dark are going to be the death of me. 3:37 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly
@nealtucker I'm so sorry you're a Bama fan. You can probably get help for that, you know. 3:35 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly in reply to nealtucker
Honestly, if you're gonna keep turning the ball over, you deserve to lose. 10:59 AM Nov 28th from Brizzly
@nealtucker They were clearly rooting for Alabama. 6:53 AM Nov 28th from Brizzly in reply to nealtucker
I dreamed I was standing on a beach watching thousands and thousands of seagulls fly inland. When they crossed over land they became bats. 6:53 AM Nov 28th from Brizzly
@annielovesme Nope. Never inspected cow spit particularly closely. 6:05 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to annielovesme
@annielovesme Ahahahahahahahaha. 4:31 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to annielovesme
@nealtucker Auburn/Alabama. 4:17 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to nealtucker
"2 Santa Heads Free Shipping" -Etsy 2:36 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly