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  1. @Pand0ra83 ...in a dusty black coat with a red right hand
  2. Southern Rail are a bunch of aunts.
  3. Aww, my phone's forgotten all the naughty words I like to use in general conversation.
  4. @ptg Haha, that's only angering me further
  5. http://bit.ly/SWjq I am not alone.
  6. And their "where's my sofa" hotline has turned into "Please leave us a message". And their website is... absent.http://bit.ly/7Hrrxd
  7. Harvey's furniture customer services just hung up on me when I asked to speak to a manager. Wow.
  8. The previous owner of my new desk sure liked peanuts. And dirt. I want to go home.
  9. Bah. Forgot I was supposed to move desks today. Really should have stayed at home. Over 3 hours it took to get in.
  10. .@phae's mince pies better be worth it
  11. Having left the house out of fear of going insane, the trains are driving me mad. It changed destination on me while I wasn't listening.
  12. Urgh. All the trains are broken but I simply can't spend another day with only myself as company
  13. @metaltax No, you just broke your funny bone. Quick, imagine an old lady being hit by a frisbee and falling over.
  14. Enjoying making an API without caring about IE6 http://bit.ly/57j1wd. Look! Spinning arrows via CSS animations & transforms (in webkit)!
  15. @elduderino78 You sir want mouseenter and mouseleave (many libraries, including Glow, make these work cross-browser)
  16. RT @CherylKerl: Reet! Ah'm annoyed me leik! Ah busted mei aos foa tha kid an he's went an lerruz down big steil. The ungrateful littil get!
  17. Hmm, it's a real shame CSS transitions don't let you transition "height" to "auto"
  18. @CharlieLaw I haven't encountered him yet :(
  19. I don't really care about RATM, x-factor or Cheryl Cole, but @CherylKerl is reet funnay
  20. Hmm, I should go outside today, just to say I have