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  1. @bhellabellz has a high threshold for entertainment... how does it feel to want?? 10:13 AM Sep 15th from txt
  2. THANK GOD FOR BREASTFEEDING! I eat like a cow 24hrs a day & still lose weight. Western bacon burgers @ 2am & I'm down 56lbs. Whoot whoot! 9:46 AM Aug 14th from txt
  3. at the drive in watching a movie & jaeden asks me "is that a waxing or waning moon?" 10:29 AM Aug 9th from txt
  4. Eeiiik! First time in forever since I've had to use a public restroom! i'm dying!!! I hope the 6 layers of seatcovers protects my hiney... 3:01 PM Jul 26th from txt
  5. omg... i NEED to get a steam mop! 2:17 PM Jul 24th from txt
  6. sumtimes its bettr 2 let me blieve i'm smelln da cows than 2 tell me u been fartn this whole car ride... 9:47 PM Jul 23rd from txt
  7. Ok... cud u quit yelln yer child's name & just go get her alrdy? When the entire costco warehouse is lookn, its time 2 get up & get the kid. 5:37 PM Jul 19th from txt
  8. I have an acute case of MMTD- Mothers' Muffin Top Dysfunction. 9:18 PM Jul 14th from txt
  9. Did I mention how she thinks my foot is her personal ill nana warmer? Dis puppy is just so outta effin pocket... 12:04 AM Jul 14th from txt
  10. OOMMGG! I really got it in me 2 show this lil beeyotch what it means to be the HBIC. IDK who she think she is chewn on my drapes! 11:58 PM Jul 13th from txt
  11. it is sooooo not attractive when women shave their sideburns... 5:42 PM Jul 12th from txt
  12. watching an episode of dr phil on ocd & hot damn... the lady totally could be me! 3:06 PM Jul 10th from txt
  13. ME: I was up hella late chattn bout how much I luv u so its only fair u do the same 2nite. FRE: Is that why u set up the comp in r room? 10:08 AM Jul 2nd from txt
  14. is it true?? the boy who accused MJ of molestation confessed that he lied? daaaaaaannngg!! 7:41 PM Jun 30th from txt
  15. SPOKE TOO DAMN SOON... IT's 111 DEGREES! 2:36 PM Jun 28th from txt
  16. OH. MY. EFFIN GOD. ITS 110 DEGREES OUTSIDE. STICK AN APPLE IN MY MOUTH & CALL ME LECHON!! 2:36 PM Jun 28th from txt
  17. FRE: Thats messd up. Michael Jackson took Farrah Faucet's thunder. ME: OMG, imma have 2 tweet that. FRE: Go ahead. I'd tweet it 2. 10:40 PM Jun 26th from txt
  18. ME: Who does Jaesic look like? FRE: da mailman ME: Well dats 1 fine ass mail man then! FRE: LOL. He look like me but whiter. ME: U wish!! 10:14 AM Jun 24th from txt
  19. JDN: I may look good but my breath stinks! I'm really cute but my breath smells like HOT GARBAGE in the morning! ME: LOL! 2:31 PM Jun 21st from txt
  20. JDN: Mom, from a certain angle u kinda... sorta look like a.... uhm, u kinda look like a Chinese Crested. BUT only from a certain angle, k? 10:04 AM Jun 11th from txt