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Jacqkelly

  1. Is there a taxi driver alive who isn't a cunt? Jus asking.
  2. @eddietruman Dalry Road. Go to Haqs on Leith Walk. For serious.
  3. Shitest kebab ever from KO Original Edinburgh. Sad face.
  4. @salomemaloney @rowanpaton you are gay men. Fact.
  5. @rowanpaton @salomemaloney hold the phone! I dont particularly care for music! Except Take That.
  6. @rowanpaton @salomemaloney anyone with a cat named after a character from an opera
  7. @rowanpaton @salomemaloney pooh people who affect manners in a faux posh way
  8. @rowanpaton @salomemaloney people who care too much about any of the above in an obsessive way.
  9. I defrosted the wrong meal today :-( #middleclasswoes
  10. @rowanpaton @salomemaloney I HATE people who are "just being honest"/"won't apologise for my feelings". Well, I honestly feel you're a c***
  11. @rowanpaton @salomemaloney also, litterbugs
  12. @rowanpaton it was braw. I had an Edinburgh salad today. A bit posher, and beans not included
  13. @rowanpaton there is in a fife salad. I remembered when I saw them in the shop.
  14. Fife salad for my tea. Yom ow.ly/i/EUYG
  15. RT @sunny_hundal: Labour MP says Newsnight should explain itself over interview with a single mother bit.ly/JJnp4a (from last night)
  16. @patrickharvie gays+pie=winning combo for sure.
  17. after a month I've still no idea where to go on holiday. So far Newark is winning on the basis that gays invited me.
  18. RT @scottishopera: Share your #tosca memories with us: had you seen anthony besch's production previously?
  19. @rowanpaton a salad without crisps is a sad thing, but not as sad as a salad with plain crisps.
  20. @edinreporter that would work as pudding!