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  1. "Octopus uses tools to build shelter." Yeah right. More like "Octupus uses coconuts for getting inside of" ... :( about 14 hours ago from web
  2. RT @lornalily if I'm trapped on a island, best animal to replace my razor #shavingquestion / Your monkey.Make sure he brings back the change about 23 hours ago from web
  3. RT @Jing_Yi Is a straightblade ok to use on a taint? (asking for a friend) #shavingquestion / Let me check...Yep. about 23 hours ago from web
  4. Going to my "award-winning" doctor today. He won "Most Improved Surgeon" in '02, '04, '06, and '08. about 24 hours ago from web
  5. RT @HobartSanchez What's the heaviest beard 1 person can have? #shavingquestion / Don't you have a Guinness book?! Come on, people. 8:30 AM Dec 20th from web
  6. RT @robdelaney Best after-shave for a mixed-race fitness model? #shavingquestion /If he's awake, you should just ask him yourself. 1:23 PM Dec 19th from web
  7. RT @robbaedeker: Can a baby have a beard? #shavingquestions If attachment parenting, yes (if it wants to...) 1:16 PM Dec 19th from web
  8. I will be answering all of your shaving questions. #shavingquestion 10:54 AM Dec 19th from web
  9. RT @robbaedeker:Thin, wispy beard, busy schedule, hard time waking up. which razor is best? #shavingquestion Lady Groomer A.M. 10:52 AM Dec 19th from web
  10. @kleinimp try a glycerine based shave soap like Pre de Provence and a synthetic brush from body shop. After-shave: straight badger piss. 11:12 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to kleinimp
  11. Hooray!: http://www.sketchysantas.com/ 10:05 AM Dec 17th from web
  12. RT @kleinimp: Just found out I got a grant to develop an Improv and Design class for the Stanford d.school. #improv #dschool 9:31 PM Dec 16th from web
  13. @RealTerryJones Pretty sure you've been hacked again, unless you're really into Acai Berries. See you in SF! 11:54 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to RealTerryJones
  14. Phyllis Mahpoosie #bondwomennames 7:53 PM Dec 14th from web
  15. RT @kleinimp: PLEASE don't call me a guru! 6:15 PM Dec 14th from web
  16. @Rich_Fulcher DON'T DO IT!!! 9:23 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to Rich_Fulcher
  17. @Glinner http://yfrog.com/37r9adj Party on. Congratulations! 8:52 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to Glinner
  18. RT @robbaedeker: Singin' "If I had a leaf blower / I'd blow it in the mo-or-ning ..." 9:45 AM Dec 9th from web
  19. Just showed "Quest for fire" to our high school track team. I thought it was supposed to be about the Olympics, but they were still pumped 9:13 AM Dec 8th from web
  20. "Swim for Glory" #top100swimmingmovies 9:07 AM Dec 8th from web
  • Name Jacobus
  • Location Heretford-on-Thames
  • Web http://www.kasper...
  • Bio I'm ahead of me time: very much a 15th century thinker ...
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