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@SarahPaulson Palin will never win a natl election. She won't even make the primary. She *might* get a senate seat, more likely a rep seat.1:42 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to SarahPaulson
@strawberrysgirl H-h-h-huh h-h-huh you said "do it". H-h-huh.7:51 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to strawberrysgirl
@pop17 Morning.7:50 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to pop17
@strawberrysgirl I can't believe you tweeted about Rahm in a non-sexual way.12:51 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to strawberrysgirl
@mindykaling That would be in direct proportion to the likelihood of you making and distributing a video of said sexy striptease.12:48 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to mindykaling
@MelBlank Tonight's forecast: dark. Continued mostly dark, with scattered light in the morning. - George Carlin11:59 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to MelBlank
@davidplotz Fascinating. Is that going to be in Cocktail Chatter?11:58 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to davidplotz
Can't sleep. Tomorrow's going to suck.10:54 PM Jun 28th from web
Just hosted awesome last-minute BBQ. Love strutting my cooking stuff...12:08 AM Jun 28th from web
Doing an impromptu BBQ at my place today. Wish you were here.4:18 PM Jun 27th from web
@NathanFillion Seriously. We should petition them. Browncoats!!!4:16 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to NathanFillion
Back online after a little vacation and a bit of a snafu.12:37 PM Jun 27th from web
RT: @ElizaPatricia Please retweet: just signed petition 'Appeal to the UN on the Situation in Iran' - http://301.to/2iu -- Done!12:33 PM Jun 21st from web
@pop17 Hear, hear!12:32 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to pop17
Please retweet: just signed petition 'Appeal to the UN on the Situation in Iran' - http://301.to/2iu12:32 PM Jun 21st from web
@Teachomatic Moving into the sublet for the summer. How's Vegas?12:27 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to Teachomatic
@Teachomatic YAY!!!4:29 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to Teachomatic
It's weird how my follower count keeps creeping up and up without me getting e-mail notices that I've got new followers.3:19 PM Jun 19th from web
@MelBlank Well, in this case it's only because no one else is using the name "worrier", but yeah. It's cool -- and funny.3:17 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to MelBlank
@pop17 You really should set up a separate account for your crime-fighting alter ego. ;)3:16 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to pop17

Name Jacob Russell
Location Tehran, Iran
Web http://jacobsruss...
Bio I am a blogger, and a geek for comics, sci-fi, politics, and movies.

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