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  1. @asterios you're killing me with these Jewel jokes.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to asterios
  2. Duck Hunt's up on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1XXxdSabout 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @kevinmanwarren just listened to "Fools" by The Dodos last night. Fuck. That song is great. You gotta give me more.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kevinmanwarren
  4. I can't believe I don't own scotch tape. Do you know how many art supplies I have?about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. "I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." - William Ernest Henleyabout 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Not sure how I feel about The Wanda Sykes Show. It's entertaining? Kind of? Idunno. Guess it was just kind of underwhelming.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @indieandyy plus Sean Bean, Famke Janssen, Robbie Coltrane, and Alan Cumming!? Supporting cast, FTW!about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to indieandyy
  8. @indieandyy I think it's the best of the Brosnan Bonds. Without a doubt.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to indieandyy
  9. If my work was on wheels and I designed only packaging for crossword puzzle margarine, I'd be updating my rolly ol' oleo portfolio.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. hey! that was fun!3:08 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  11. I get Alexander the Grape, but Sir Isaac Lime? Little Orphan Orange? Louie-Bloo Raspberry? Pops, you Otter try harder. See what I did?4:31 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  12. All the birds sing words and the flowers bloom in an horrifying amalgam of mad science and the occult. (via @JasonSheridan)1:38 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  13. Decline to munch rug, Doug. #50waystoleave4:28 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  14. @allisonfields have you met Doug? He's a TOTAL thug.4:28 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to allisonfields
  15. @allisonfields Refuse to give head, Jed. Just don't eat her vag, Raj. Decline to munch Rug, Thug. #50waystoleave4:23 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  16. @allisonfields oh no! that hurts you more than it hurts her!4:21 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to allisonfields
  17. Yell out exes' names, James. #50waystoleave4:10 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. @allisonfields Call her mom a bitch, Rich. #50waystoleave3:50 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to allisonfields
  19. @allisonfields Splooge in her hair, Jer. #50waystoleave3:45 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to allisonfields
  20. HA! RT: @allisonfields Fuck her in the face, Jace. #50waystoleave3:44 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie