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JacobMumford

  1. @misfityouth Or three?
  2. A zombie outbreak is just what this fucking planet needs.
  3. Does that mean all the hours I've spent on Resident Evil will come to use!?
  4. @kono_mihe You sir are my favorite person.
  5. dude twitter.com/JacobMumford/s…
  6. Don't believe everything you read.
  7. My spirit animal is Moose that eats grass.
  8. @lilasiandoll I'm more than capable of handling shit
  9. @lilasiandoll I play too much Resident Evil for me to not be on your team.
  10. I'd been sitting at the bar for three hours or five years depending on the way you looked at things.
  11. Clowns kill people.
  12. @vajinna Dude I work at Uniqlo on 5th ave and 53rd, nice!
  13. @twentyfours She let me go and let me suffer
  14. Fuck, this old man beats me in a staring contest every day. I'm punching him next time.
  15. Coffee overdose, fuck!!!hgfu
  16. @KTAsofia Dude, what da fak share that
  17. I think @TohnJorres won Twitter. May he rest in piece.
  18. Well, what are you waiting for? Circle around and kill him! Kill the cop! - John
  19. John Theft Auto 4