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jacobhuelster

  1. You guys, Kuwait has an AWESOME flag! #itsanopticalillusion 10:42 PM May 12th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  2. "Elf periods are weird." -John McConnell on the subject of menstruation in the world of Dungeons and Dragons. 8:53 PM May 5th, 2011 via web
  3. Can't wait fir the new Kung Fu Panda movie! Is it gonna be tight or what people?? 8:44 PM May 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I don't want to be headed for work in the first place, but the fact that my cab driver is listening to Dane Cook is insult to injury. 7:19 AM Feb 20th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @mariemohrbacher BAT DA DAT DAT DOE 1:31 PM Feb 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mariemohrbacher
  6. @Hopeannb excuse me, mom? 1:50 PM Feb 5th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Hopeannb
  7. @leah44star follow @stpresses 7:00 PM Jan 16th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leah44star
  8. If you name your dog "Tanner," then I hate you. 6:33 PM Jan 12th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @alexm247 I was just talking about Arzu! I was wondering aloud if she is pissed that the Fox TV network has adopted the slogan "So Fox". 11:05 PM Jan 10th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexm247
  10. Does anyone want to give me $5k so I can drive to the Arctic circle and back? #notaloanbutagrant 10:36 PM Jan 10th, 2011 via web
  11. Protip: don't take out-of-towners to The Publican and Violet Hour back to back if you don't want them to fall asleep at 9:45pm. 9:16 PM Jan 10th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. "That's because my gynecologist is like the Studio 54 of gynecologists." - @mariemohrbacher 10:12 AM Jan 10th, 2011 via web
  13. Gotta shed some of these post holiday pounds! 12:44 PM Jan 8th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @skinismy I think you would slay at "everyday I write the book" by Elvis costello 6:42 PM Jan 5th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to skinismy
  15. @mariemohrbacher I'M A DIE HARD LIKE BRUCE WILLIS 11:43 AM Jan 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Two new tires, one new rim. $100 bucks even. Feeling better. This Flying Saucer breakfast is helping too. 11:22 AM Jan 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Two flats on one pothole. Both passenger side tires shredded. FUCK YOU CHICAGO POTHOLES. 6:56 PM Jan 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @leah44star I will NOW THAT I OWN A CAR 5:22 PM Dec 22nd, 2010 via web