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  1. Last night had a buzz in the air akin to a cup final. Complete pleasure interacting with you all on here as it was a party in every sense.
  2. @alanhinton11 Summarize the madness that happened down south in one word.
  3. The next installment of the EAS FC Challenge of the Week will be Portland Timbers versus Cal FC.
  4. @FakeAdrianH Google: pong timbers capo yields this: oregonlive.com/timbers-army/i…
  5. BREAKING NEWS: Portland Timbers register patent and trademark on "Sucker City, USA."
  6. ♫If you havin' PK problems, I feel bad for ya son. This is the 99th US Open Cup and Portland ain't winnin' one, hit me.♫
  7. Merrit Paulson 5 minutes from now: I didn't even want to play in your sorry cup tournament.
  8. To quote Tony Schiavone, "THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!"
  9. @AaronCampeau 15 mins away from hearing that Rafa Benitez will submit a job application to MLS.
  10. @StayShift By that you mean you'll just post a picture of Nelson Muntz going "HA HA!"
  11. Could be my connection, but when feed pauses momentarily, I can't help think Paulson is trying to stop time whenever Cal FC threaten.
  12. All those years in the Scottish league sure paid off for Kris Boyd.
  13. @FakeAdrianH A few Red Hook No Equals will do that to you.
  14. If Ochoa gets a hat trick, free slices at Mad Pizza?
  15. Ochoa with a brace?!?!?!?!
  16. @LaurenDewey Heh, I see what you did there.
  17. CASKEY!
  18. Where @FakeAdrianH wills it, Ozzie Alonso finds a way.
  19. HONEY. BADGER.