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jacobcordingley

@edfredsuperhero sadly not. Would've been more fun maybe. But I left my boxers on. #notrocknroll 11:29 AM May 27th via Mobile Web in reply to edfredsuperhero
So my first experience of a hot tub resulted in the theft of my shoes. 7:16 AM May 27th via web
@mrchrisaddison Stockport, as I discovered the other day while hunting for ice cream, hasn't invented freezers yet. 7:42 AM May 26th via Mobile Web in reply to mrchrisaddison
I. Am. Melting. 7:37 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
plus #Eurovision is kind of shit anyway. Yet another way for the Azerbaijani people to suffer. 1:05 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
#Eurovision in #Baku will do nothing to highlight human rights abuses in #Azerbaijan, only legitimise brutality. 1:03 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
has the invention of the freezer not reached Stockport yet? #mustfindicelollybecauseitssofreakinhot 8:49 AM May 24th via Mobile Web
why is #rebekahbrooks on the new Coca Cola advert? 2:30 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web
my dreams also now have a soundtrack, and it's @sonlux 3:15 AM May 20th via Mobile Web
had a dream about a dangerous new sport 'hot coal lying'. Please tell me this is a real thing. 3:08 AM May 20th via Mobile Web
@rednewsom I'm better. You around tomorrow au soir? Or in the week? When's it going to be summer? 5:44 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
@henrypath all rules have exceptions. #mythoughtoftheday #nuffsaid 3:58 PM May 17th via Mobile Web in reply to henrypath
The people who talk the most often have the least to say. #mythoughtoftheday 3:54 PM May 17th via Mobile Web
@rednewsom boo! Now it's me that's ill. Postpone tomorrow? 1:00 PM May 15th via Mobile Web
@rednewsom Technically giving up drinking requires y'know not drinking. Just a semantic heads up there. Yes. That would be nice. 3:50 AM May 14th via web in reply to rednewsom
Are you still infectious @rednewsom? 3:45 AM May 14th via web in reply to rednewsom
My band @narwhalmusic would like a drummer. bit.ly/Jb4AXc via @musolist 3:43 AM May 14th via Tweet Button
By far my favourite contributor to the twittersphere is @thebigbenclock ... he's just so accurate and punctual. 3:39 AM May 14th via web
@rednewsom You appear to have disappeared. 3:35 AM May 14th via web
so huh, lovely weather today right? 9:03 AM May 13th via Mobile Web