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Yogurt and beer3:38 PM Jun 15th from TwitterFon
Every piece of pocket change you leave in your bed increases the chance you'll make it all the way to work with a quarter stuck to your ass.5:57 AM Jun 15th from TwitterFon
@JasonT I think you've just found the reason why most academic writing is equal parts overly long, poorly written, and set in italics.5:12 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFon in reply to JasonT
Got eh give it up ga geh give it up give it uh give i geh it up a a a MY SHARONA5:11 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
paid philosophy7:23 PM Jun 11th from web
@JasonT not to sound broken record, but Mechanical Turk that shit!3:36 PM Jun 9th from TwitterFon in reply to JasonT
Out of the frying pan, into the home office5:49 PM May 29th from TwitterFon
@JasonT "failed actor"4:08 PM May 28th from TwitterFon in reply to JasonT
Tremendous, Basil Fawltyish lengths.5:34 PM May 26th from web
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.8:36 PM May 25th from web
@dmoren you didn't even eat your last rib!7:36 AM May 24th from web in reply to dmoren
Horsethieffery!3:25 PM May 22nd from TwitterFon
@JasonT what's your Tumblr URL?3:24 PM May 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to JasonT
@evanburchard fact, yes, but everybody finds out how lame it is in time3:23 PM May 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to evanburchard
@davidrdesign take it easy kid. I'm healthy now, but it was a bad week to get here.3:07 PM May 22nd from TwitterFon in reply to davidrdesign
on the mend. maybe.9:38 AM May 21st from web
@davidrdesign at least it's just your brain, I think mine went just as my body went as well. A decent god would let good work be done.6:05 PM May 19th from TwitterFon in reply to davidrdesign
ugly cold, tired, altogether sore. would appreciate a single week without any travel or surprises.10:17 AM May 19th from web
Neighborhood smells like bacon. Gods smile upon.4:44 AM May 18th from TwitterFon
It's illegal to trade onion futures in the US > http://tiny.cc/RZYHf Are local farm coops in violation? The ghost of G. Ford rides again!8:33 PM May 17th from Tweetie

Name Jacob Barss-Bailey
Location Cambridge, Massachusetts
Bio Oatmeal

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