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  1. mmm, just made zesty tempeh w/ spicy indonesian peanut sause #nomnom yeah, it's soy protein, so maybe i'll have boobies in the morning! #fb
  2. I am SO jealous! RT @frankchiuppi I'm at Watermark Church
  3. i have a fantasy: two hotties swirling cottonswaps in my ears. raa'ar!
  4. oh, you ran a marathon? that's cute... try a 140.6 mile TRIATHLON! #running #ultra #fb
  5. @demodawg God is teaching you patiences, something you OBVIOUSLY need to work on LOL!
  6. Gr8 training day! Swim conditioning+arms w/ j-rope circuits, 45 min core blast, 30 min bike trainer (18 min theshold). Next: Bikram Yoga #fb
  7. Made a friend, trained a friend, ate a friend... WHAT?! Thomas the Turkey was a good friend & mighty delicious! #nomnom
  8. Thanks for the reminder! RT @roccodispirito: Deep frying a turkey is dangerous but not as dangerous as what Jack Bauer does! #fb
  9. Pls go here http://tinyurl.com/ygsymkc & vote for me to win 2 tickets on KLM Airlines, so I can race XTERRA Saipan next year! THX! #LNK #fb
  10. its that time once again; today: lift/swim conditioning, core, then on the bike trainer bc my knee is super sore this morning (thx PT) #fb
  11. pls #pray for these people RT @cnnbrk 46 bodies found in massacre; state emergency declared in south Philippines. http://bit.ly/5AU8Tq #fb
  12. today's signs that Im getting sick: (1) throat feels weird (2) espresso tastes bad (3) oatmeal has no taste. pls go away! #pray #fb
  13. The migraine still lingers, I must've pinched a nerve in my neck. The muscles I worked yesterday are making velcro sounds. #fb
  14. ugh, that stupid 2 hr migraine nap has screwed up my sleep pattern again. Im going to bed, but probably won't sleep right away... #fb
  15. People of Walmart, you slay me!! RE: http://www.peopleofwalmart....
  16. @tannersveen LOL, i apologize. god, please forgive me. i made up for it on facebook :oP
  17. @tannersveen i make my own: chickpeas, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, cumin, blk pepper, sea salt, parsley. #nomnom
  18. OMG! FTW! RT @johnnywearsit sushi & football!
  19. hummus on my toasted pita = BRILLIANT! and green tea = SMASHING! let's read some blogs, shall we?! burping cumin = yummm! #fb
  20. It feels like my frontal lobe is trying to poke through my eyeball, ugh! #fb