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  1. just watched gavin and stacey with my family, why do are currys never end up with dad passed out on the sofa in a dress and mum doing shots!
  2. my mate danny still can't get in his girlfriends pants!
  3. jack is ready to confess his sins! crack open the beers and put on some chesney hawkes its gonna get messy!
  4. the internet was invented by a man, who we have to assume didnt have a girlfriend! so why was the internet history mechanism ever developed?
  5. On my way to manchester for pout! Markus is going to get trayed!!
  6. auditioned today for a film, the part was for a dwarf. was really hard to hide the fact that im 6ft1 to a casting director but did my best!
  7. just watched 2012 its seems that the entire destruction of earth as we know it was just an elborate and extreme case of potty training!!
  8. call the studio on 01612757071
  9. Tune into Manchester fuse - fm 87. or fusefm.co.uk
  10. fact of the day: if you open a pigs stomach out and lay its intestines end to end in a field...your mental.
  11. thanks anyone who watched buzzcocks tonight! i wish Nick Griffen had been on my panel show then could have had some real fun! silly racsist!
  12. will never watch itv again if daniel doesn't get through tonight!
  13. is saving rhinos: http://www.thebloomsbury.com/event/run/1346
  14. has decided that if he was a women he would definitely be a lesbian. that is all.
  15. got slammed last night on would i lie to you, my wrestling calling card! if anyone wants to take me on man on man...naked...bring it!x
  16. is back from edinburgh, and doing Mock the Week tomorow so watch it when its on as i will try to say some amusing things...that is all. x
  17. previewing new material on Sunday at the Hen and Chickens: www.unrestrictedview.co.uk/index.php
  18. next Edinburgh preview show tonight: http://www.pleasance.co.uk/islington/node/615 - still a few tickets remaining!
  19. previewing Edinburgh show at Pleasance Islington on Monday 26th May: http://www.pleasance.co.uk/islington/node/615
  20. a few tickets still available for tonight's preview show: http://unrestrictedview.co.uk - 9:30pm, Hen and Chickens Theatre, Islington