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  1. I smell like some alternative all natural soda. What is this organic anti-flea crap? 8:29 PM Sep 25th from web
  2. She's been home for the last four days WHERE IS SHE. Now I have to amuse myself all day. Feh. 9:50 AM Jul 21st from web
  3. I am a good boy. I come in from outside to use my box. 10:17 AM Jul 12th from web
  4. I didn't sleep at all last night. I was on a roll with the ping pong ball. ALL NIGHT. 11:25 AM Jun 9th from web
  5. Blueberries. BLUEBERRIES. 8:55 AM Jun 2nd from web
  6. I was outside, playing with George and having a great time, and she SHUT THE DOOR. Muttered something about it "getting dark." Jerk. 7:46 PM May 12th from web
  7. This is the most tired I've ever been. Thanks, people who came over tonight! Perhaps I'll let Mace sleep through the night. 12:09 AM Apr 26th from web
  8. She has opened the windows. SHE HAS OPENED THE WINDOWS. 11:03 PM Apr 20th from web
  9. Evidently there's a big difference between milk and drain cleaner. Luckily I didn't swallow any. It was fun to watch Mace freak, though. 6:21 PM Mar 26th from web
  10. Just wanted to remind you all that I am huge, cuddly, and a joy to be around. That is all. Please come visit me soon. 12:11 PM Mar 19th from web
  11. What do I do now? I've already knocked everything over. I tired Mace out with the ribbon. Where are my balls? THE PING PONG KIND PERVS. 10:45 PM Mar 12th from web
  12. Haven't been online as much since I discovered the joys of the ping pong ball. Take that, internet! 3:24 PM Mar 5th from web
  13. Bouncy bouncy ping pong ball. Best toy ever! 12:00 PM Feb 28th from web
  14. RIP Socks: http://tinyurl.com/blf4ub 1:23 AM Feb 21st from web
  15. Dear Lotion-filled Tissues, you are the most funnest toy Mace has ever left here. Thanks. <3 Jack 5:12 PM Feb 19th from web
  16. Can someone come over and play with me? Mace isn't feeling well and it's so rainy outside! 1:32 PM Feb 17th from web
  17. I helped Mace by knocking over everything in her bedroom, and got kicked out as thanks. I get no respect. </rodney dangerfield> 9:41 AM Feb 11th from web
  18. I opted to take a nap instead of watching "Married to the Eiffel Tower." 7:53 PM Feb 8th from web
  19. I am full of love. And saliva. But mostly love. And saliva. 4:24 PM Feb 6th from web
  20. I have herpes, and yet never got to get my bone on? UNFAIR. 12:27 PM Feb 3rd from web