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jacksclevername

Accidentally mixed up the words "chart" and "shart". That would've been an embarrassing email to a client. "Dude, I totally just charted." about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
joshcomers New photo of face eating victim. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! twitter.com/joshcomers/sta… 1:33 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by jacksclevername and 34 others
@GoldieLox4 What's up gangster? 12:22 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
PaulyPeligroso I like to imagine that once a year the Wu Tang Clan sees a doctor that runs a series of tests to see if they're still nothing to fuck with. 10:05 PM May 29th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by jacksclevername and 773 others
There, there. It's not so bad. You're a wonderful website. People like you. You're beautiful. twitpic.com/9qzs7g 8:29 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
KyleGrant88 I was thinking of 11:11 then I looked at the time...11:11 #creppy @lyndsay_W_ 8:15 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by jacksclevername
@violetkar I'll tell you what that looks like: a fucking challenge. 7:30 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to violetkar
Whoa. RT @DalaiLama Man, I could go for some pussy. DM me if interested. 7:29 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
@heathaabee Hats that we wore 15 years ago. 5:00 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to heathaabee
@Jennadi I absolutely fucking love it here. What's you been up to? You were with Corus, right? 2:27 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to Jennadi
@Jennadi Hey Go Train buddy! I'm working at an ad agency called Dashboard. @SeanSirianni 11:45 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to Jennadi
@SeanSirianni Gotcha back, son. 11:32 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to SeanSirianni
SeanSirianni I think @Vice / @vicecanada needs to read the email under their careers account that was sent by "Sean Sirianni" today. 11:18 AM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by jacksclevername and 5 others
If I was an albino, I'd totally get a "White Power" tattoo. 9:13 AM May 29th via twicca
The LSD Guy that ate that other dude's face is just biting the style of that chimp from a few years ago. #beoriginal 9:00 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
A lot of women's shoes look like bondage gear. 3:15 PM May 28th via twicca
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Was that disrespectful, you fucking cunt? 2:30 PM May 28th via twicca
DoctorJonze Travolta's line "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." has taken on a completely new meaning. 2:25 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by jacksclevername and 37 others
To the guy that just spit gum at me from a car: I hope everyone you know and love gets cancer and you get to watch with perfect health. 2:28 PM May 28th via twicca
Kingsroc I dunno, I'm just taking a shot in the dark here. -Blind guy with a gun robbing a bank tries to break the tension. Everyone has already left 12:42 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by jacksclevername and 4 others