jackp
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@ it's true -- under suspicious circumstances, Tiger Woods crashed into 30,000 troops in Afghanistan.
about 17 hours ago
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@ it's professional!
about 23 hours ago
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@ ~75 min., I think. You're never too young, etc., but sadly it may be too much symphony for such a small dude, awesome though he be.
12:55 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to aprille
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I'll be the guy in the tux, standing right by this other guy in a tux, and also 75 other guys in tuxes, back behind the orchestra
12:25 PM Dec 1st
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classical music fan? come see me (and a couple hundred others!) perform Mendelssohn's "Lobgesang" tomorrow night @ IMU
12:22 PM Dec 1st
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@ lol I have like 20; what I don't have is a reason to use wave for anything. It feels like when I first signed up for Twitter
11:21 AM Dec 1st
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@ this year's RAGBRAI website had a live Twitter feed of mentions, and the first thing I saw there was "fuck RAGBRAI"
6:53 PM Nov 30th
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Having a soup moment! Carrot ginger in the freezer, vichyssoise in the fridge for tomorrow, and a roast chicken carcass is enstockifying now
7:52 PM Nov 29th
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@ oh hey! SO much nicer!
7:48 PM Nov 29th
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@ "that old lay": for Christmas I'm buying you a helium balloon shaped like a downward-pointing arrow, labeled "Freudian"
3:28 PM Nov 28th
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@ no thank god. We went to a craft fair and then banged around the shops in the PM when people were calmer and the workers sleepy
10:04 AM Nov 28th
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in reply to _dmlong
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Hold on to your seats for this shocking revelation: I shopped all day and am very tired
8:08 PM Nov 27th
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Finally bought actual running clothes (cuz it's FREEZING). I would look totally hawt if not for the bouncing jowls
9:09 PM Nov 26th
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@ don't let them get to you. You're on the top of the world looking down on creation, and you've only just begun
5:43 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to regnskygge
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Cities are edifices to man's triumph over nature, which is why I like to ponder modern architecture when I'm trying really hard not to hurl
7:26 AM Nov 25th
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@ yes, it was basically modeling clay and cracker sandwich. It was not as bad as the drinks. I thnk drank a quart of gunk. Echchhhhh
7:20 AM Nov 25th
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About to be X-rayed while I eat a bunch of what looks like library paste. Suspension of chalk dust.
6:35 AM Nov 25th
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@ a good question… I'm going to go with "intercourse"
4:36 PM Nov 24th
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@ in that case, I have to tell you, this whole Twitter thing is kind of masturbatory
3:10 PM Nov 24th
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@ you'll be the grandpa who disrupts the kids' routines by debating epistemology and challenging them to prove they exist
7:46 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Jack Pinette
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- Bio I think maybe I should start dressing like a grown-up.
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